(Little Marge)
Oh thut up Benjamin you ith being a tart! Anyway, clothe your earsth coth i needth to talk girly talk, so on, go over there, I am thure thereth a cawwot thtick behind the chair...
*Whispers* Little bunny, I hope you can tell wot I ith thaying, I hav had all my teefth out you thee, tho ith hard to talk....
Anyway, I get a vewy thor tuppenth too, and yethterday when mummeh picked me up fwom the hothpital, my doctorvet gived mummeh thum cweam for my thor tuppenth. Ith called fufi... no, futhi... ohhhhhhh I cant thay it, I will thpell it for you.. F U C I D E R M. he thed it will weally help my thor tuppenth, but i can only uthe..uf... U S E it for two or thwee dayth becoth it hath got thteroid in it. But he thed it thud make a biiiig differenth vewy qwickly. Mummeh thort of you and athked if canethtan cweam cudth be uthed if it wath only a low perthent one and he thed yeth, but vewy thin and only for two or thwee dayth, like my cweam.
I hpe thith helpth your thor tuppenth. it ith glowing bwight wed ithnt it! Tho duth mine
Mummeh ith going to put thum of my futhiderm gel om my tuppenth in a wittle while. Thee thed I had had enuff to cope wiv yethterday and did want to upthet me by tipping me on my back end rooting wiv my lady bithf.
I will come back and tell you if it helpth if yoo want?
I will blow it a healing kith... *kissed paw and blows towards sore bits*
I didnt fink yood weally want me to actually kith it, so i blowed one xx
(BENJAMIN) *pops head round from back of chair* I'll kiss it better for her!