Hiiiiii it's Petra here. Just a little update on my adventures today whilst my human was in work...
So this morning i my bowl looked at me funny so i taught it a lesson and i flipped it over. So what if it had food in, I wasn't eating it anyways. I ate the tortoise's food instead. Much tastier. If he was THAT hungry he should have eaten mine from the floor.
Then i got bored of all of my toys. I didn't want to be a princess so I didn't go in my castle and I couldn't be bothered with my loo rolls, boxes or my ball so i chewed the wallpaper instead. I got bored of that so i ate a plant in the end.
Also, i thought I'd remind my human of who rules the house so i peed on the back door. That's my new toilet. I'm pretending I'm a dog and marking my territory.
When the human came home and told me off I didn't understand why so i peed on her bed then ate her carpet. And what?! She needs to learn who's boss.
Anyways it's bedtime. I'm not allowed to go in her room tonight for some reason, I'm banished to my cage. It's ok though, she'll let me out tomorrow.
Lots of loves
Petra The Destroyer [emoji173]️[emoji173]️[emoji173]️[emoji173]️[emoji173]️
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