My mummeh iz so mean. First, she took my husbun Harvey away, then she took me to the vetses. Then all I did was pull a likkle somefink off my tummeh and she took me to the vetses again!, who undid all my hard works and put a lampshade on my head. And now she has put me in a tiny prison and taked me away from Daphne. I iz not impressed.