doorkeeper
Mama Doe
Caz said:I have found that the giants tend to be more friendly and easy going
Maybe you could send Zeus around to explain this to Strawberry :?
He has quite a strict code of behaviour he wants me to follow.
I must feed him.
I must not stroke him.
I must not try to groom him.
I must not think that guinea pig food is only for guinea pigs.
I must reserve the largest portions of food for him.
I must stand back while he eats.
I must not interpret a nose nudge as anything but a request for more food.
I must tell those bl**dy children to stay away from him, unless of course they are offering him food.
I must open the back door whenever he stands next to it.
I must not rush him while he decides whether he wants to be inside or outside.
I must not object to him eating the garden.
I must save all crusts for him.
I must provide him with a clean basket of hay everyday.
I must not object when he leaves poo every where.
I must keep my hands off him.