bensonlola
Warren Veteran
Ahem......
Please go and play dear Benson
Go have a run outside.
I can do the dishes
without you by my side.
Go and play with Lola.
Oh! Lola! There you are!
I nearly put my foot on you,
What are you in here for?
The pair of you should be outside
Nomming grass and hay,
Hopping round and round my feet
Won't help me anyway!
I know you want to help me
As I clean your shed and stuff,
But go and stretch your legsies
You'll be in her soon enough.
NO! Sitting on the dust pan
Doesn't help me much at all,
Now I really need to lift it
WATCH OUT BENSON! You'll fall!
Oh Lola! How did you get here
So quickly and so soon?
What's that? I left the door open?
He's in the living room???!!
NO!! BENSON!! YOU CAN'T go in there,
It isn't bunny proofed!
Lola pet, you're in my feet,
Hoppit Lola MOVE!
Oh Benson, good, you're out again
No there's no treats just yet.
No Miss Lola none for you
Now go play in your soil pit.
I'm off to change your litter tray,
Are you two still behind me?
Okay, Okay! What do you want?
Some herbsies and a treat?
Well if it gets you far away
And out from under my feet.....
Come sit on mummy's knee for some
Oh that's a lovely nuzzle -
Thank you Lola Grace and
Thanks Ben for the cuddle.
What's this!? You both want on my knee?
Not sure with your big bums,
Well, I'll put my arm round
So noone falls
While you hoover up the crumbs.
A little grass? A good idea
I planted it for you.
Peace at last,
As on the grass
They chomp -
My little two.
Please go and play dear Benson
Go have a run outside.
I can do the dishes
without you by my side.
Go and play with Lola.
Oh! Lola! There you are!
I nearly put my foot on you,
What are you in here for?
The pair of you should be outside
Nomming grass and hay,
Hopping round and round my feet
Won't help me anyway!
I know you want to help me
As I clean your shed and stuff,
But go and stretch your legsies
You'll be in her soon enough.
NO! Sitting on the dust pan
Doesn't help me much at all,
Now I really need to lift it
WATCH OUT BENSON! You'll fall!
Oh Lola! How did you get here
So quickly and so soon?
What's that? I left the door open?
He's in the living room???!!
NO!! BENSON!! YOU CAN'T go in there,
It isn't bunny proofed!
Lola pet, you're in my feet,
Hoppit Lola MOVE!
Oh Benson, good, you're out again
No there's no treats just yet.
No Miss Lola none for you
Now go play in your soil pit.
I'm off to change your litter tray,
Are you two still behind me?
Okay, Okay! What do you want?
Some herbsies and a treat?
Well if it gets you far away
And out from under my feet.....
Come sit on mummy's knee for some
Oh that's a lovely nuzzle -
Thank you Lola Grace and
Thanks Ben for the cuddle.
What's this!? You both want on my knee?
Not sure with your big bums,
Well, I'll put my arm round
So noone falls
While you hoover up the crumbs.
A little grass? A good idea
I planted it for you.
Peace at last,
As on the grass
They chomp -
My little two.