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Only Free Range Indoor Bunny Owners Will Understand This!
- Thread starter Gemmapookie
- Start date
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Bungle bunny
Mama Doe
Ha ha hee hee. I can't get this image out of my head. It made me laugh out loud and I'm sitting in the waiting room on Peterborough station
Gemmapookie
Wise Old Thumper
God it was so funny, scared the life out of me at the time though! He is OBSESSED with escorting me to the bathroom, its the wierdest thing. Whether im on the toilet, cleaning my teeth, doing my make up or whatever hes on my feet, nudging my ankles, chewing my trousers and generally being a HUGE nuisance! He then follows me out of the bathroom binkying all the way :roll:
basirascal
Mama Doe
I can't even have breakfast until I have done these things in the morning and in the correct order:roll:
1) You WILL come straight to my bed and give me noserubs for at least two minutes at the same time as you stroke my tummy.
2) You WILL get out my two bowls straightaway (or I will thump to remind you) and put my nuggets and dried herbs in 1 bowl and my fresh herbs/veg in the other bowl.....I always have to have the one with nuggets in first..don't forget.
3) While I am having my nuggets and herbs you will clean out my litter tray so that I always smell nice.
4) You WILL sweep up all the bits of hay I left last night because NO WAY am I eating them off the floor. Don't forget the fresh Hay and make sure I get my usual 3 kinds.
You can have your breakfast now MUM but not before I look in your cup and bowl to see what you are having and if I want some I shall just take some.
During the day, I shall expect to
1) Go wherever I like
2) Sit on whichever big chair I like...including yours Mum.
3) Jump on your keyboard when you are typing.
4) Chew any electical items not put away properly
5) Re-design any material objects as I see fit.
6) Leave a few little 'presents' for the dog....because she likes them.
and from today because I have just learned this....eat out of the dog bowl if I want to.
At night, if you don't put away my bowls properly, I will throw them about constantly, because they make a nice loud sound.
7) Lastly I expect to be fed and groomed at regular intervals, so don't forget.
1) You WILL come straight to my bed and give me noserubs for at least two minutes at the same time as you stroke my tummy.
2) You WILL get out my two bowls straightaway (or I will thump to remind you) and put my nuggets and dried herbs in 1 bowl and my fresh herbs/veg in the other bowl.....I always have to have the one with nuggets in first..don't forget.
3) While I am having my nuggets and herbs you will clean out my litter tray so that I always smell nice.
4) You WILL sweep up all the bits of hay I left last night because NO WAY am I eating them off the floor. Don't forget the fresh Hay and make sure I get my usual 3 kinds.
You can have your breakfast now MUM but not before I look in your cup and bowl to see what you are having and if I want some I shall just take some.
During the day, I shall expect to
1) Go wherever I like
2) Sit on whichever big chair I like...including yours Mum.
3) Jump on your keyboard when you are typing.
4) Chew any electical items not put away properly
5) Re-design any material objects as I see fit.
6) Leave a few little 'presents' for the dog....because she likes them.
and from today because I have just learned this....eat out of the dog bowl if I want to.
At night, if you don't put away my bowls properly, I will throw them about constantly, because they make a nice loud sound.
7) Lastly I expect to be fed and groomed at regular intervals, so don't forget.
