I'm in mid-Norfolk.
Tortoise Internet Dating is now a thing.
Ah. Bit far. Sorry!
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Introducing the Delightful Miss Aurora
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Ah. Bit far. Sorry!
bunnybannanas
Mama Doe
I'm in mid-Norfolk.
Tortoise Internet Dating is now a thing.
Toby's 19 how old is your beauty?
Erm he says he doesn't mind the long distance thing as long as they aren't exclusive (he also said don't hate the player hate the game - he'd be on Plenty of Tortoises if it was a site!)
Ha ha!! At that distance, if they walk, they could meet in the midlands once a year!!!
bunnybannanas
Mama Doe
tlcwrites
Mama Doe
I believe Rory is in her mid-teens. No precise date, but definitely over 10, but not 20.
I will have to have a word with the lady in question, but given that she's a tart, she'd probably be content with an open relationship.
(Not E-tort-Harmony? Matortoisech.com, Elite Tortoise Singles?)
bunnybannanas
Mama Doe
I believe Rory is in her mid-teens. No precise date, but definitely over 10, but not 20.
I will have to have a word with the lady in question, but given that she's a tart, she'd probably be content with an open relationship.
(Not E-tort-Harmony? Matortoisech.com, Elite Tortoise Singles?)
He says you have to pay for those ones. Plenty of Tortoises is where it's at he says!
tlcwrites
Mama Doe
Aurora's a snob; she says that if he isn't willing to pay for her company, then it shows he just isn't committed - and he won't treat her like the lady she is!
bunnybannanas
Mama Doe
He thinks she's just playing hard to get. He also said don't hate the tortoise hate the game [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] (secretly he's reconsidering his choice of dating sites)
