In theory my two boys names are short and sweet: Thor and Loki... In practice we have a Thorkins-Hawkins (my oh's surname) and a Loki-dokie or a okie-doki-Loki or a Loki-dokie-okie, basically any combination of those words, he responds to them all :lol:
Poppy doesn't have a long name, her rescue name was Popsicle, but when I first fostered her I couldn't deal with that so she became poppy which stuck so I kept it after adopting her. Now she is mostly called pops so her name is shrinking! :lol: