BorisnHannibal
Young Bun
Lesson 1- I do not care that you want to relax and watch a film at 10pm at night. This is my party time and I will act crazy, bang my food dishes together, slam the hutch door up and down gallop, dig and generally make too much noise for such small innocent and fluffy looking creatures
Lesson 2- Even if you think I can't get up there. I probably can if you aren't looking
Lesson 3- If you don't want me to eat it, I will. If you do want me to eat it, I will probably throw it everywhere.
Lesson 4- Coats are the most terrifying things on earth.
Lesson 5- When you come down to see me in the morning I will have stolen something I am not supposed to have from places unknown. You will spend the day wondering how I managed to get a tea towel into the hutch whilst the door was shut and they were hanging up on the other side of the room.
Lesson 6- I have zero manners. I will snatch, generally ignore you when you tell me to come here and bite your bottom when you block my path.
Lesson 7- If you scratch my head I will enjoy it so much I fall over then give you dirty looks for making me look stupid
Lesson 8- At random I will hurl my litter tray across the room. Usually just after you cleaned up.
Lesson 9- It is my personal mission to poo as much as rabbitly possible within 5 minutes of cleaning me out.
Lesson 10- I will lay down like I'm dead and keep up the pretence till you have to poke me just to check.
Lesson 11- Sometimes you will hear terrible crash/ noise, by the time you come to look I will be laid there innocently pretending to sleep or be cute.
Having said all that... I would never be without them.
Lesson 2- Even if you think I can't get up there. I probably can if you aren't looking
Lesson 3- If you don't want me to eat it, I will. If you do want me to eat it, I will probably throw it everywhere.
Lesson 4- Coats are the most terrifying things on earth.
Lesson 5- When you come down to see me in the morning I will have stolen something I am not supposed to have from places unknown. You will spend the day wondering how I managed to get a tea towel into the hutch whilst the door was shut and they were hanging up on the other side of the room.
Lesson 6- I have zero manners. I will snatch, generally ignore you when you tell me to come here and bite your bottom when you block my path.
Lesson 7- If you scratch my head I will enjoy it so much I fall over then give you dirty looks for making me look stupid
Lesson 8- At random I will hurl my litter tray across the room. Usually just after you cleaned up.
Lesson 9- It is my personal mission to poo as much as rabbitly possible within 5 minutes of cleaning me out.
Lesson 10- I will lay down like I'm dead and keep up the pretence till you have to poke me just to check.
Lesson 11- Sometimes you will hear terrible crash/ noise, by the time you come to look I will be laid there innocently pretending to sleep or be cute.
Having said all that... I would never be without them.