(BENJAMIN) : I does not 'nom' walls, and nether does my wifebun. We just, kind of, sort of redesign things. Thats we we duz. We is interior redesigners.
And I has NEVER stolen! I may has done a bit of 'borrowing', but thats different. And if you were late for work a few times because I borrowed your keys out of your bag, then it cant
possibly be my fault if you, mummeh, were not brainy enough to check inside my box of hay! And whens I borrowed your mobile phone and hid it behind the sofa you soon found it when someone ranged you up! And the cover you had on it was awful. I dids you a great favour by nomming it off.
And that sausage dinner you treated yourself to that night you were starving... Well i was only thinking of you when i grabbed the sausage off your plate and ran up the hall with it. I didnt want you getting G.I.
I is an exceptionally thoughtful bunneh I is!
*Hops off trying to look innocent*
