Boudicca
Warren Veteran
Daisy: The mummy is growing strawberry plants for me mmm nom nom nom
Dudley: For us Daisy, she is growing them for us, we have 2 each!
Daisy: yes but as we is husbun and wife, what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine, so they are mine.. besides you don’t like strawberrys!
Dudley: I was going to use my strawberrys to make some strawberry wine as the carrot juice keeps getting me in to trouble!
Daisy: The strawberry wine might be mine too if it tastes good
Dudley: It wont! And it’s for bucks only!
Daisy: but it will be pink so it’s for Does!
Dudley: No, because….hmm… because… the magic ingredient is Bucks wee
Daisy: :shock: you Bucks is disgusting and I know you only want pink juice so when you have another ‘accident’ it will be camouflaged on the pink fleecy!!!
Dudley: I didn’t have an ‘accident’ I DECIDED I didn’t have enough time to get downstairs. I DECIDED to use the skirting board and carpet!!
Daisy: and did you DECIDE to fall off the top of your bunker when on duty??
Dudley: um well I was practising special Navy Bun Training manoeuvres in case I am called up for future missions like the one on Osama Bun Laden.
Daisy: I doesn’t believe a word of it Dudley bunny, I’m going back to watch MY strawberry plants out of the window!!
Dudley: For us Daisy, she is growing them for us, we have 2 each!
Daisy: yes but as we is husbun and wife, what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine, so they are mine.. besides you don’t like strawberrys!
Dudley: I was going to use my strawberrys to make some strawberry wine as the carrot juice keeps getting me in to trouble!
Daisy: The strawberry wine might be mine too if it tastes good
Dudley: It wont! And it’s for bucks only!
Daisy: but it will be pink so it’s for Does!
Dudley: No, because….hmm… because… the magic ingredient is Bucks wee
Daisy: :shock: you Bucks is disgusting and I know you only want pink juice so when you have another ‘accident’ it will be camouflaged on the pink fleecy!!!
Dudley: I didn’t have an ‘accident’ I DECIDED I didn’t have enough time to get downstairs. I DECIDED to use the skirting board and carpet!!
Daisy: and did you DECIDE to fall off the top of your bunker when on duty??
Dudley: um well I was practising special Navy Bun Training manoeuvres in case I am called up for future missions like the one on Osama Bun Laden.
Daisy: I doesn’t believe a word of it Dudley bunny, I’m going back to watch MY strawberry plants out of the window!!