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D&Ds morning convo

Boudicca

Boudicca

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Daisy: The mummy is growing strawberry plants for me mmm nom nom nom :D

Dudley: For us Daisy, she is growing them for us, we have 2 each!

Daisy: yes but as we is husbun and wife, what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine, so they are mine.. besides you don’t like strawberrys!

Dudley: I was going to use my strawberrys to make some strawberry wine as the carrot juice keeps getting me in to trouble!

Daisy: The strawberry wine might be mine too if it tastes good

Dudley: It wont! And it’s for bucks only!

Daisy: but it will be pink so it’s for Does!

Dudley: No, because….hmm… because… the magic ingredient is Bucks wee

Daisy: :shock: you Bucks is disgusting and I know you only want pink juice so when you have another ‘accident’ it will be camouflaged on the pink fleecy!!!

Dudley: I didn’t have an ‘accident’ I DECIDED I didn’t have enough time to get downstairs. I DECIDED to use the skirting board and carpet!!

Daisy: and did you DECIDE to fall off the top of your bunker when on duty??

Dudley: :oops: um well I was practising special Navy Bun Training manoeuvres in case I am called up for future missions like the one on Osama Bun Laden.

Daisy: I doesn’t believe a word of it Dudley bunny, I’m going back to watch MY strawberry plants out of the window!!
 
Thing is I can see this happening! :love::lol::lol:

Daisy - Your holiday home is growing lots of herbs and tasty things especially for your visit! And im not even kidding :lol:
 
XMissySJx said:
Thing is I can see this happening! :love::lol::lol:

Daisy - Your holiday home is growing lots of herbs and tasty things especially for your visit! And im not even kidding :lol:
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Daisy: I does love all inclusive holidays where the noms are good :D
 
Lady Jane: I have my own personal strawberry plants too. Every doe should have at least one.

Dandelion: I just steal leaves off Aunty Sally's plants.

Buttercup: Dudley, I'll trade you some strawberry wine for some parsley wine. I've been brewing it for a while - it smells quite potent now.

Clover: Did somebunny mention food????
 
Ginger: why dont i have a frawbewwy pwant? :(

Biscuit: We'll get Daddy to buy you one Gingey :love:
 
Daisy: Yes I agree, all Does should have strawberry plants I have 4

Dudley: You have 2 :evil:

Daisy: My 4 plants are coming along nicely :D Ginger you has to get some they are nommy! We got The Mummy to buy some as Spenser has some!

Dudley: 2!!!!! Anyway Buttercup I likes the sound of Parsley Wine!! The Bucks should have a competition for the most tasty and ingenious home brew. We could then have a Bucks weekend away and try them all out!!
 
Boudicca said:
Daisy: Yes I agree, all Does should have strawberry plants I have 4

Dudley: You have 2 :evil:

Daisy: My 4 plants are coming along nicely :D Ginger you has to get some they are nommy! We got The Mummy to buy some as Spenser has some!

Dudley: 2!!!!! Anyway Buttercup I likes the sound of Parsley Wine!! The Bucks should have a competition for the most tasty and ingenious home brew. We could then have a Bucks weekend away and try them all out!!
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Buttercup: That sounds like a good idea! I have a whole brewery set up in the spare bedroom in the aviary (mum thinks it's just an empty box bedroom - I don't disillusion her ;))

Dandelion: I'll try making dandelion wine.

Clover: I'll supply snacks.

Lady Jane: In that case we does need a weekend away too. We need a spa weekend, and we can all get our nails painted.
 
Jessie - That's it Joejoe: Lady Jane, Spenser and Daisy have got strawberry plants, even Ginger might be getting some, I need you to twist mummy round your little paw so she'll get me some too - I'd do it myself but you know i always pretend to mummy I don't like her so you;ll have to do lots of licks and cute flops

Joejoe - And what do I get out of it exactly?

Jessie - errrm I'll get Buttercups homebrew recipe and hide it behind my pink litter tray, mummy'll never notice

Joejoe - deal! 3 hours til mummy gets home, must make myself look super-cute for the strawberry charm offensive, quick jessie get licking, do that bit of fur behind my ears all sticky uppy, she likes that!
 
Mrs BunI has a WHOLE half bawwel of stwabewwy plants....

RolandHow can you have a whole half bawwel????? not sensible..:?:?

Mrs Bun**frowns at Roland**
 
Blackberry & Co said:
Buttercup: That sounds like a good idea! I have a whole brewery set up in the spare bedroom in the aviary (mum thinks it's just an empty box bedroom - I don't disillusion her ;))

Dandelion: I'll try making dandelion wine.

Clover: I'll supply snacks.

Lady Jane: In that case we does need a weekend away too. We need a spa weekend, and we can all get our nails painted.
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Ginger: Daddy did twim all my nails. I dont have enough for painting now :cry:
 
GrahamL said:
Ginger: Daddy did twim all my nails. I dont have enough for painting now :cry:
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Lady Jane: They will soon grow again. And we can dye our fur, and wear jewellery and drink champagne and....

Dandelion: You know you're not allowed to dye your fur :roll:

Lady Jane: Whatever :roll: I can wear my tiara anyway.
 
Alfie and Bubbles: Our hoomin is growing us lots of tasty noms in pots -we can't wait to scoff it all.

Even the potted grass tastes better than the stuff from under our feet. She's growing us some nasty-turtums too.... we think that's what she called them. :?
 
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

May have to try strawberry plants. I bought some mint to grow yesterday, as the boys like to make sure they have fresh breath if they've been spending the night "on the (carrot) juice" :roll::lol:
 
Daisy: There has been a disaster!!!! I now only has 2 strawberry plants!!!! I was watching out the window when from nowhere I thought it started snowing on my plants and I feared they was doomed :shock:

Dudley: I was snoozing in my bunker when I heard Daisy scream… I thought we was under attack! I should know by now Daisy only panics when she thinks her food is under threat!!

Daisy: Fortunately it didn’t snow for long, in fact there was only 3 large snow flakes wot landed on 2 of my beloved plants!!!

Dudley: According to The Mummy the plants were not snowed on they were bombed by a low flying Pig-Eon.

Daisy: For all his army and combat skills Dudley was unable to protect my two plants from the Pig-Eon, flippin’ useless and typical Buck slept through the whole attack!!!

Dudley: I have since googled Pigs and in my defence, I think it would have taken the whole Buns In Black brigade plus extras to defend the strawberry plants against a flying Pig!!!
 
Mischa: "Mummy has 18 strawberry plants and we still don't see any leaves. :evil: She's so mean."
 
Boudicca said:
Daisy: There has been a disaster!!!! I now only has 2 strawberry plants!!!! I was watching out the window when from nowhere I thought it started snowing on my plants and I feared they was doomed :shock:

Dudley: I was snoozing in my bunker when I heard Daisy scream… I thought we was under attack! I should know by now Daisy only panics when she thinks her food is under threat!!

Daisy: Fortunately it didn’t snow for long, in fact there was only 3 large snow flakes wot landed on 2 of my beloved plants!!!

Dudley: According to The Mummy the plants were not snowed on they were bombed by a low flying Pig-Eon.

Daisy: For all his army and combat skills Dudley was unable to protect my two plants from the Pig-Eon, flippin’ useless and typical Buck slept through the whole attack!!!

Dudley: I have since googled Pigs and in my defence, I think it would have taken the whole Buns In Black brigade plus extras to defend the strawberry plants against a flying Pig!!!
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Dandelion: That's terrible! I strongly suggest you invest in a large catapult, and shoot sun baked poops at the pigs!
 
Spenser: I have my own special strawberry plant in a pot, plus a whole bed of strawberries ... but I have gone off strawberries! :lol::lol::lol:

My Mummy has heard of a good secret weapon against flying pigs.;)
 
Boudicca said:
Dudley: Hmm not a bad idea Dandelion!! Although catapulting Daisy might have more of an impact!!
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Biscuit: but woulds yous be ables to fits her ins the catsapult? It sounds more like its designed for catses... :)

Ginger: *slap* *hump* Get back downstairs you and clean my cwate!
 
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