Hello I iz Dexter (i'm a little girl but the hooman in the shop is stoopid)
I will be narating this story for you todays (I am afterall very cleaver you knows!)
I came to live with my mammy and she had some other things living with her that I thought waz bunnies at first but soon realised they iz not (far too stoopid to be bunnies) They iz my step sisters and I suppose they are ok but they dont let me plays because we iz different I especially liked the black one and thought she waz like me just a bits bigger
This is Minxy
And Phoebe
I have some flying pet bunnies as well. Not really sure what the point of them iz but they iz pretty but very noisy! I would like to get a hold of one for a sniff and maybe a little nip but they are extra stoopid and won't stay still
This is Rosie
and Mia
Mammy could tell I waz sad coz it waz winter so I was stuck in the boring house and the "big stoopid bunnies" and "flying bunnies" wouldn't let me play. So.....
She got me a friend
This is my step sister Lilly
To be honest though I don't really likes her! She iz just wrong. Silly mammy should have got me a boyfriend not a girlfriend! I iz not gay :shock:
Just to make sure mammy realised I didn't likes her I kept on biting and humping Lilly that soon got the message through to mammy and she stopped forcing me to play with Lilly urgh thank god!
I told mammy that I loves her very much and gived her some lickys and asked nicely if I could just please have a nice outdoor house and garden. I said I know she just wanted iz to be happy but I iz very independant and just wanted my own place and I iz too young to settle down thank yous!
She made this for me and I loves it very much and don't want to share!!!!
Thing was though Lilly really did wants a Husbun :? She was sad an lonelyz and even though I don't like her I was worried bouts her.
Mammy got her Carlisle my brothers in laws
He is nice (I quite like him but don't tell no onez!! I bite him too so no one realises I likes him ) He is a very scaredy bun though! Mammy had to take him to the vets and they puts needles in him :shock: and he waz a grumpy fatty bun when he first come home
Lilly and Carlisle had some dates after Lilly had been to the vets. She didn't know what happened there she just remembers mammy leaving her then waking up feeling a bit heavy and upside downs. Mammy rescued her though YAY mammy and broughts her home. She probably beated up that nasty vets as well but Lilly cants remember. I watched the dating from my lovely house making sure neither of them tried to move in. They seemed to like each other and after two weeks Lilly moved in to Carlisles house without even asking mammy. They iz not married :shock:
They iz now happy ever after and Carlisle is not a grumpy fatty bunniez no more
The only thing iz now I think I mights want to share my house with somebun but don't tell my mammy cos she picks the wrong ones for me :roll: Anyway I iz off to chill cos that was a long story and took a out out of little me telling all you hoomans :wave:
I will be narating this story for you todays (I am afterall very cleaver you knows!)
I came to live with my mammy and she had some other things living with her that I thought waz bunnies at first but soon realised they iz not (far too stoopid to be bunnies) They iz my step sisters and I suppose they are ok but they dont let me plays because we iz different I especially liked the black one and thought she waz like me just a bits bigger
This is Minxy
And Phoebe
I have some flying pet bunnies as well. Not really sure what the point of them iz but they iz pretty but very noisy! I would like to get a hold of one for a sniff and maybe a little nip but they are extra stoopid and won't stay still
This is Rosie
and Mia
Mammy could tell I waz sad coz it waz winter so I was stuck in the boring house and the "big stoopid bunnies" and "flying bunnies" wouldn't let me play. So.....
She got me a friend
This is my step sister Lilly
To be honest though I don't really likes her! She iz just wrong. Silly mammy should have got me a boyfriend not a girlfriend! I iz not gay :shock:
Just to make sure mammy realised I didn't likes her I kept on biting and humping Lilly that soon got the message through to mammy and she stopped forcing me to play with Lilly urgh thank god!
I told mammy that I loves her very much and gived her some lickys and asked nicely if I could just please have a nice outdoor house and garden. I said I know she just wanted iz to be happy but I iz very independant and just wanted my own place and I iz too young to settle down thank yous!
She made this for me and I loves it very much and don't want to share!!!!
Thing was though Lilly really did wants a Husbun :? She was sad an lonelyz and even though I don't like her I was worried bouts her.
Mammy got her Carlisle my brothers in laws
He is nice (I quite like him but don't tell no onez!! I bite him too so no one realises I likes him ) He is a very scaredy bun though! Mammy had to take him to the vets and they puts needles in him :shock: and he waz a grumpy fatty bun when he first come home
Lilly and Carlisle had some dates after Lilly had been to the vets. She didn't know what happened there she just remembers mammy leaving her then waking up feeling a bit heavy and upside downs. Mammy rescued her though YAY mammy and broughts her home. She probably beated up that nasty vets as well but Lilly cants remember. I watched the dating from my lovely house making sure neither of them tried to move in. They seemed to like each other and after two weeks Lilly moved in to Carlisles house without even asking mammy. They iz not married :shock:
They iz now happy ever after and Carlisle is not a grumpy fatty bunniez no more
The only thing iz now I think I mights want to share my house with somebun but don't tell my mammy cos she picks the wrong ones for me :roll: Anyway I iz off to chill cos that was a long story and took a out out of little me telling all you hoomans :wave: