rabswood
Wise Old Thumper
Beige is planning a birthday show for next Saturday
Beige: Yes the show will start with a magic act. I am going to cut one of Bindle’s babies, Coco Chanel in half as a breath taking opening
Rabswood: Isn’t that dangerous Beige
Beige: Yes very dangerous the saw I am using is very sharp and I have to becareful not to cut my paws.
Big: I helped him make the box to put the baby in and he’s practiced on me so it should be OK
Beige: Yes and we will have some superglue waiting in the wings just in case there is a problem.
Rabswood: What else are you going to do?
Beige: Well, I am going to throw knives at a spinning wheel with a baby tied to it, maybe Smurf, if not Coco Chanel. Oh yes and I will be blind folded
Big: Yes I was going to be tied to the wheel but during rehearsals all the spinning made me feel sick.
Beige: Yes so we have to use on of the babies, I haven’t told them about the knives though
Big: No he hasn’t mentioned the knives
Beige: Nest I will shoot both babies out of a cannon across the garden.
Big: Yes no helmets
Beige: But we will provide the audience with helmets just in case a baby lands on them
Big: What about 3D glasses for the audience, that way if a baby if flying towards them it will look more spectacular
Beige: Yes that’s a good idea Big, I like spectacle
Big: Beige is going to end the show with his Barry White impersonation. He’s going to sing ‘you’re my first; you’re my last, my everything’
Beige: Yes I am. I’m singing it for Bella
Big: We need a few more acts in the middle of the show so Beige is going to hold open auditions.
Beige: Yes I’m going to ask Dudley if he will juggle the guinea pigs with me, we can through them across the stage, there’s only 3 left now so that’s a good number for juggling.
Big: Dudley will have to practice his throwing and catching.
Beige: Yes he needs to practice with something heavy… like Daisy. If he practices on the bed if he drops her it won’t be a problem as she will just bounce off.
Big: Perhaps me and Daisy could be beautiful assistants in the magic show?
Beige: No Big you can’t tie knots and that’s no good when it comes to securing the babies on the knife wheel, besides I want Lola to be my beautiful assistant.
Big: Oh
Beige: I will ask Dudley and a few of the other bucks if they want to join me singing Grease Lightening around the go-cart. We will need to sleek back our fur to look cool.
Big: What about the seating arrangements?
Beige: Yes Big you should concentrate on front of house.
Big: All the VIP bunnies like Alfie can sit in a special box (Kellogg’s) by the side of the stage, all the big bunnies like Franc and Hope should sit at the back…
Beige: yes in the cheap seats
Big:… because they are big and because short ones like Bamber and Nemo won’t be able to see over them if they are sat at the front
Beige: Nemo should definitely be in the cheap seats right at the back.
Big: He’s too short to be at the back
Beige: I’ll find him something to sit on top of… like Daisy. I’m not having him sit at the front, not with that carrot breath.
Big: All the lops can sit at the front as their ears won’t get in the sight lines of those sat behind them. The semi lops and helicopter ears in the middle.
Beige: If we make them keep their safety helmets on through out the show it will keep those wayward ears down and it won’t be a problem.
Big: Good idea. The up eared bunnies can sit at the back and around the edges.
Beige: Entrance to the show will be free but I want 100% mark up on all of the refreshments, tell them the money is going to charity.
Big: Which charity?
Beige: BNGCC
Big: What’s that?
Beige: Beige’s new go-cart charity, but just say BNGCC.
Big: I’ll start working on the posters
Beige: and I will let all the forum bunnies know about the open auditions.
Post your audition ideas here...
Beige: Yes the show will start with a magic act. I am going to cut one of Bindle’s babies, Coco Chanel in half as a breath taking opening
Rabswood: Isn’t that dangerous Beige
Beige: Yes very dangerous the saw I am using is very sharp and I have to becareful not to cut my paws.
Big: I helped him make the box to put the baby in and he’s practiced on me so it should be OK
Beige: Yes and we will have some superglue waiting in the wings just in case there is a problem.
Rabswood: What else are you going to do?
Beige: Well, I am going to throw knives at a spinning wheel with a baby tied to it, maybe Smurf, if not Coco Chanel. Oh yes and I will be blind folded
Big: Yes I was going to be tied to the wheel but during rehearsals all the spinning made me feel sick.
Beige: Yes so we have to use on of the babies, I haven’t told them about the knives though
Big: No he hasn’t mentioned the knives
Beige: Nest I will shoot both babies out of a cannon across the garden.
Big: Yes no helmets
Beige: But we will provide the audience with helmets just in case a baby lands on them
Big: What about 3D glasses for the audience, that way if a baby if flying towards them it will look more spectacular
Beige: Yes that’s a good idea Big, I like spectacle
Big: Beige is going to end the show with his Barry White impersonation. He’s going to sing ‘you’re my first; you’re my last, my everything’
Beige: Yes I am. I’m singing it for Bella
Big: We need a few more acts in the middle of the show so Beige is going to hold open auditions.
Beige: Yes I’m going to ask Dudley if he will juggle the guinea pigs with me, we can through them across the stage, there’s only 3 left now so that’s a good number for juggling.
Big: Dudley will have to practice his throwing and catching.
Beige: Yes he needs to practice with something heavy… like Daisy. If he practices on the bed if he drops her it won’t be a problem as she will just bounce off.
Big: Perhaps me and Daisy could be beautiful assistants in the magic show?
Beige: No Big you can’t tie knots and that’s no good when it comes to securing the babies on the knife wheel, besides I want Lola to be my beautiful assistant.
Big: Oh
Beige: I will ask Dudley and a few of the other bucks if they want to join me singing Grease Lightening around the go-cart. We will need to sleek back our fur to look cool.
Big: What about the seating arrangements?
Beige: Yes Big you should concentrate on front of house.
Big: All the VIP bunnies like Alfie can sit in a special box (Kellogg’s) by the side of the stage, all the big bunnies like Franc and Hope should sit at the back…
Beige: yes in the cheap seats
Big:… because they are big and because short ones like Bamber and Nemo won’t be able to see over them if they are sat at the front
Beige: Nemo should definitely be in the cheap seats right at the back.
Big: He’s too short to be at the back
Beige: I’ll find him something to sit on top of… like Daisy. I’m not having him sit at the front, not with that carrot breath.
Big: All the lops can sit at the front as their ears won’t get in the sight lines of those sat behind them. The semi lops and helicopter ears in the middle.
Beige: If we make them keep their safety helmets on through out the show it will keep those wayward ears down and it won’t be a problem.
Big: Good idea. The up eared bunnies can sit at the back and around the edges.
Beige: Entrance to the show will be free but I want 100% mark up on all of the refreshments, tell them the money is going to charity.
Big: Which charity?
Beige: BNGCC
Big: What’s that?
Beige: Beige’s new go-cart charity, but just say BNGCC.
Big: I’ll start working on the posters
Beige: and I will let all the forum bunnies know about the open auditions.
Post your audition ideas here...
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