Blackberry & Co
Wise Old Thumper
This was written by Clover, who often gets called 'she', and it really drives him mad!
A Mixed Up Bunny
Please don’t call me ‘she’.
I’m an absolute, definite ‘he’!
Yes, I’m pretty, it can’t be denied;
But a bunny boy must have his pride.
I’m a lad, with a girl bunny’s name;
It’s an absolute crying shame!
When I was quite young,
I was named a bit soon,
For they thought that I was a wee girl.
So they called me Sweet Clover;
But soon they could see
That I wasn’t a girl,
But a big strapping ‘he’,
Being called a girl makes my toes curl!
The name now has stuck, and I’m ‘Clover’, or ‘Clo’
And occasionally ‘Sweet Clover-Belle’.
I am cuddly and soft, with small ears and big eyes,
But I still say it’s easy to tell;
Yes, I’m really a boy, take a look underneath;
There’s the proof....what? There’s nothing to see?
Ah, yes, well, I did have ‘The Op’
But I’m still undeniably ‘me’.
‘Me’ is a healthy young male,
I’m an absolute, definite ‘he’.
I am trying so hard to be a tough guy,
So please don’t call me ‘she’.
A Mixed Up Bunny
Please don’t call me ‘she’.
I’m an absolute, definite ‘he’!
Yes, I’m pretty, it can’t be denied;
But a bunny boy must have his pride.
I’m a lad, with a girl bunny’s name;
It’s an absolute crying shame!
When I was quite young,
I was named a bit soon,
For they thought that I was a wee girl.
So they called me Sweet Clover;
But soon they could see
That I wasn’t a girl,
But a big strapping ‘he’,
Being called a girl makes my toes curl!
The name now has stuck, and I’m ‘Clover’, or ‘Clo’
And occasionally ‘Sweet Clover-Belle’.
I am cuddly and soft, with small ears and big eyes,
But I still say it’s easy to tell;
Yes, I’m really a boy, take a look underneath;
There’s the proof....what? There’s nothing to see?
Ah, yes, well, I did have ‘The Op’
But I’m still undeniably ‘me’.
‘Me’ is a healthy young male,
I’m an absolute, definite ‘he’.
I am trying so hard to be a tough guy,
So please don’t call me ‘she’.