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Wise Old Thumper
Beige has been researching his family tree, we wants to write a new movie and was looking for inspiration.
Beige: The male bloodline shows that one of my relatives was a gangster bunny in 1920’s Chicago, he was in fact called Beige ‘Bugs’ Capone and belonged to the infamous Al Capone.
Big: What about the female bloodline?
Beige: They were all gangsters’ molls
Big: What happened to Beige Capone?
Beige: He drowns while trying to swim to shore escaping from Alcatraz. Although his body was never found. That’s what my film is going to be about, what happens next, it will start with Beige Capone scrambling to shore early one misty morning with the Sanfrancisco Golden Gate Bridge just visible in the background…
Big: Can I be in the film?
Beige: Yes you can be a gangsters’ moll
Big: I don’t want to be a gangster’s mole; I want to be a fairy princess
Beige: There are no fairy princesses or moles in this film, only gangsters and molls
Big: But molls are ugly and big with warts and bad breath
Beige: No Big that’s a troll you would be a moll. A glamorous night club singer who seduces Beige Capone
Big: I don’t want to seduce you, you’re my brother.
Beige: its acting Big it’s not real, actually Lola would be much better playing that part and she could keep her real name. Lola is a good name for a rabbit moll.
Big: But what part will I play?
Beige: You can be a troll.
Big: But you said there are no trolls in your film only gangsters and molls?
Beige: I forgot to mention the troll that lives under the Golden Gate Bridge.Lola will be my moll.
Big: I don’t want to be a troll. I want to be a fairy princess