Lola - "Yo Lucy, you seen dat little dude called Jester - bit of a hottie but loved up wit some older broad".
Lucy - these are very good bits of kale, I did have a quick look at Jester his ears are the size of dinner plates.hmmmmmm have we had dinner yet?"
Lola - Tut, hrmph, me and you never going to find us some sugga daddies:roll:, Lucy you are getting a bit of a tubby. Some men like a slim figure, its not attractive when your bum gets tuck in the cardboard tube and Mommy Hoomin has to slide you out"!
Lucy - "but boys mean kissing, and Im too busy nom nom nomming to kiss, I here them speaking about plums, can I I ask the chair of this meeting of they are ripe and ready to eat or not, cos I will bring my Rennies cos under ripe plums give me gas and you know Lola, gas and me is not funny, I know I try to blame the cat........."
Lola - "We are talking hotties here Lucy, (primps hair applies lip gloss smells armpits) I think I may attend meeting. Are you coming?
Lucy - "I think I will just finish off these oats and maybe have a toddle along after a snooze and a bite to eat.