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Big and Beige talk about breeding

rabswood

Wise Old Thumper
Big: It is very important for all does to get zips and bucks to get de-plummed

Beige: Yes Miss Lavender was a ex breeding bunny and she says it wasn’t a good life, she was glad when she ended up at Sue’s Rabbit Rescue in Dewsbury

Big: Me and Beige live together as brother and sister but Beige has no plums now and I have a zip so we won’t be having any babies.

Beige: No we won’t. Do you remember what I told you big?

Big:
Yes you said if we had babies they would be mutants and end up on the X Factor.

Beige: No I said they would end up on the X Files

Big: Yes The X Files

Beige:
Yes there’s been a lot of in breeding in our family before we were rescued, which is why our mother died a week after giving birth to us and out two siblings Speckles and Tiger also died at only a few weeks old.

Big: Yes our father was also our brother and our second cousin twice removed.

Beige: Yes and our mother was also our Uncle.

Miss Lavender: Is that possible?

Beige: It is in our family!

Big: So our message is... don’t breed and buy while rescue animals die.

Beige: That’s very good Big did you just make that up?

Big: Yes

Miss Lavender: Are you sure I think I’ve heard it some where before…




Beige: (sotto voce) Why did you have to go and mention my plums Big. Now the whole of RU knows I have no plums

Big: You should be proud Beige, you could be a trend setter. Bucks everywhere will be saying .off with my plums I want to be like Beige..

Beige: Do you really think so?

Big: No but I'm trying to make you feel better
 
Blackberry: Me and the boys haven't got no plums neither. But we're still butch! And I still like humping Buttercups's head.....
 
Beige: OK I feel a bit better now, thanks for that lads. I wil see if I can hump Big's head...

Big: Do and die!
 
Big: It is very important for all does to get zips and bucks to get de-plummed

Beige: Yes Miss Lavender was a ex breeding bunny and she says it wasn’t a good life, she was glad when she ended up at Sue’s Rabbit Rescue in Dewsbury

Big: Me and Beige live together as brother and sister but Beige has no plums now and I have a zip so we won’t be having any babies.

Beige: No we won’t. Do you remember what I told you big?

Big:
Yes you said if we had babies they would be mutants and end up on the X Factor.

Beige: No I said they would end up on the X Files

Big: Yes The X Files

Beige:
Yes there’s been a lot of in breeding in our family before we were rescued, which is why our mother died a week after giving birth to us and out two siblings Speckles and Tiger also died at only a few weeks old.

Big: Yes our father was also our brother and our second cousin twice removed.

Beige: Yes and our mother was also our Uncle.

Miss Lavender: Is that possible?

Beige: It is in our family!

Big: So our message is... don’t breed and buy while rescue animals die.

Beige: That’s very good Big did you just make that up?

Big: Yes

Miss Lavender: Are you sure I think I’ve heard it some where before…




Beige: (sotto voce) Why did you have to go and mention my plums Big. Now the whole of RU knows I have no plums

Big: You should be proud Beige, you could be a trend setter. Bucks everywhere will be saying .off with my plums I want to be like Beige..

Beige: Do you really think so?

Big: No but I'm trying to make you feel better

:lol::lol:
 
Beige: No we won’t. Do you remember what I told you big?

Big:
Yes you said if we had babies they would be mutants and end up on the X Factor.

Beige: No I said they would end up on the X Files

Big: Yes The X Files

Actually, I think Big might have got it right the first time. :oops: :lol::lol::lol:
 
Lola : Benson had his off right after we met and fell in love!

Benson: Lola! You're embarassing me!

Lola: Well you still my Mr Snugglywuggly with or without them!

Benson: Yea, remember when you started to get a bit too frisky for me! Mum took you straight to the vets and....

Lola: Is that the time??? Benson! Time for bed, I'm off to get my nightie on!:oops:
 
Harley: I have no plums too and i am big and proud

Honey: I am glad you have no plums and i have a zip means we can be together forever with no babies bugging us lol
 
Blue: None rubbish babies her for us eithers......
Marnie: except Mummies one
Blue: But that one doesn't count....it won't want to share my noms
Marnie: Won't it?
Blue: I hope not...plums or no plums I wouldn't be allowing that AT ALL
Marnie: You let's me share your noms...
Blue: That is cause I loves your baldie little tummy where Auntie Liz got your Zip done
Marnie: Shush about my baldie tummy :oops:
 
Big: You see Beige all the best bucks have no plums

Beige: I know Dudley doesn't have plums and he can still write his name in weeings on the wall
 
Big: You see Beige all the best bucks have no plums

Beige: I know Dudley doesn't have plums and he can still write his name in weeings on the wall

Blue: That's impressivee...Dudley is a VERY long name...does it write it very smalls?
 
Sox - WOW you guyz iz vewy lucky havin youz plums wemoved ma mummeh sez ah needs to wait till i iz a big bunneh and ma plums are dangling so dats *she hoo shaw not be named* can make mine all gonz :( i iz feeling left owt :(:(
 
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