RubyTed
Wise Old Thumper
....the bun (Who scares herself) doesn't give a monkeys when the hoover comes out, and decides it's a good idea to lie in the middle of the room so you have to go around her.....this leaves a bunny shaped area of mess...:roll:
....The doorbell rings, and you can't open the door because a big black monster is in the way.
....They think bedtime means YOUR bed, and get grumpy when you put them in theirs.
...When you go to the kitchen, they're ready and waiting for you to open the fridge so they can have a secret nom.
...When you're in a rush, you have to miss a stair, because one is blocked, and the bun is not moving!!
...when you have lunch/supper you have to feed them too, so they don't feel left out!
...You're bathing the boy, and suddenly the black thing decides to join him (This happened twice!!)
....You can't put the shopping away without nibbles in anything and everything!
.....any more?
....The doorbell rings, and you can't open the door because a big black monster is in the way.
....They think bedtime means YOUR bed, and get grumpy when you put them in theirs.
...When you go to the kitchen, they're ready and waiting for you to open the fridge so they can have a secret nom.
...When you're in a rush, you have to miss a stair, because one is blocked, and the bun is not moving!!
...when you have lunch/supper you have to feed them too, so they don't feel left out!
...You're bathing the boy, and suddenly the black thing decides to join him (This happened twice!!)
....You can't put the shopping away without nibbles in anything and everything!
.....any more?