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Things you'd never thought you'd say

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cheriseru

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There's been a few times I've caught myself saying things to the bunnies that just makes me laugh as I'd never thought I'd say things like that.. my latest 2 favourite:

"Oh no, your poops are too dark, you lot aren't eating enough hay! Less veggies for a bit"

"come back you've got poop hanging from your butt fluff"

What's yours?

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Both of those ring true here [emoji1787][emoji1787]

No the post isn't for you...then often ahhh Rodney give it back!

He sneaks up behind me and steals envelopes when I'm opening it.

And often, Noooo buns don't eat dairy...no honest it's a rule...aww don't give me the look..




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I probably do this every day, I'm talking 27/7 Cookie:lol: I tell him everything even though he doesn't understand. :D Sometimes I even ask him "how do I look, are these clothes ok? " :lol: :lol:
 
Who's a fluffy bun, who's a fluffy baby?!

Cmon dumpling!

Look at that belly! [emoji7][emoji7][emoji7]

Sod off, this is my narna! Oh fineeee

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nap91 said:
"Stop licking the toilet!" is a frequent phrase in our house [emoji38]
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Hahaha

CarelessSquid07 said:
Both of those ring true here [emoji1787][emoji1787]

No the post isn't for you...then often ahhh Rodney give it back!

He sneaks up behind me and steals envelopes when I'm opening it.

And often, Noooo buns don't eat dairy...no honest it's a rule...aww don't give me the look..
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Haha I've given up and let them sniff my icecream, so far no one's tried to take a bite [emoji1787]

Graciee said:
Who's a fluffy bun, who's a fluffy baby?!

Cmon dumpling!

Look at that belly! [emoji7][emoji7][emoji7]

Sod off, this is my narna! Oh fineeee
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Hahaha resistance is futile [emoji1787][emoji1787]

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Graciee said:
Who's a fluffy bun, who's a fluffy baby?!

Cmon dumpling!

Look at that belly! [emoji7][emoji7][emoji7]

Sod off, this is my narna! Oh fineeee

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What does sod off and narna mean? :D
 
KCG said:
What does sod off and narna mean? :D
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Like uhh ****** off or go away? [emoji38] It's a very English way of saying it tho, so is ****** off tbh [emoji38] narna is short for banana [emoji38]

Oh I didn't know that was a bad word [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

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Graciee said:
Like uhh ****** off or go away? [emoji38] It's a very English way of saying it tho, so is ****** off tbh [emoji38] narna is short for banana [emoji38]

Oh I didn't know that was a bad word [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

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Would the starred out word start with a B and end with an R?

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Graciee said:
Like uhh ****** off or go away? [emoji38] It's a very English way of saying it tho, so is ****** off tbh [emoji38] narna is short for banana [emoji38]

Oh I didn't know that was a bad word [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

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Hahahaha :lol: i mean go way's swear version :lol: If someone swear me in English I will not understand anything. I might even think that person said something nice to me. :lol: :lol: I never thought I should even learn English swear words. :lol: :lol:

Also the word narna is more beautiful than banana, I like it. :D
 
Graciee said:
Like uhh ****** off or go away? [emoji38] It's a very English way of saying it tho, so is ****** off tbh [emoji38] narna is short for banana [emoji38]

Oh I didn't know that was a bad word [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

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Hahaha now I wanna know the bad word [emoji1787][emoji1787]

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Who has the prettiest,nicest bunny ? How is my handsome fellow? I love you,do you love me? Who made such nice poo? Poo belongs in the poop box.

Sometimes my spouse answers.
 
bunny momma said:
Who has the prettiest,nicest bunny ? How is my handsome fellow? I love you,do you love me? Who made such nice poo? Poo belongs in the poop box.

Sometimes my spouse answers.
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Haaahaha I say the first sentence too :lol: It's great that your husband is responding to these dialogues :D
 
This,is hilarious. A few of mine are

' they are good golden poos'
' ooh, turn that radio up I like a bit of Julio Iglesias'
' I love hanging the washing out to get some fresh air'

I think I'll stop there :lol:
 
Graciee said:
Sod off, this is my narna! Oh fineeee
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Yeah that's me when I'm eating lunch with them except it's :insert salad item here: :lol:

Usually along the lines of "who..?!" including 'weed on the floor' 'pooed on the windowsill' 'chewed :insert whatever isn't supposed to be chewed here:', "you know you're not supposed to do that!".

Also "it's over here you :censored:" when I'm trying to feed them something interesting. :censored: is usually a relatively mild swearword relating to various body parts.

One of my favourites: "what **** are you eating off the floor?!" and because I guess it's starred out, rhymes with trap, means rubbish/poo.
 
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