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    Rodney recommends a good hay breakfast alongside a morning poop!

    One of his tips for a healthy lifestyle

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    Would he share any of his other tips for a healthy lifestyle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omi View Post
    Would he share any of his other tips for a healthy lifestyle?
    Probably lots of shut-eye!

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    Hmm the Rodney Bible...

    Eating poo regularly
    A binky in exchange for a treat is a fair trade
    Look cute after trying to eat walls

    Female hooman is a sucker for cuteness
    Male hooman good for guarding

    Plastic box means run they mean to poke you and put you in the evil car, Run!

    Greens are good for you, especially Coriander! In fact a meal without it is not acceptable.

    Let the hoomans know when things are unacceptable by doing special stinky poos

    Laptop cables are the best! Sooo tasty and the yell of outrage is impressive!

    Next best is the Internet ones but not too often as male hooman suggested he would make sausages out of me if I did it again

    When the hoomans move things, consider it an assault course then followed by much sulking.








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    Quote Originally Posted by CarelessSquid07 View Post
    Hmm the Rodney Bible...

    Eating poo regularly
    A binky in exchange for a treat is a fair trade
    Look cute after trying to eat walls

    Female hooman is a sucker for cuteness
    Male hooman good for guarding

    Plastic box means run they mean to poke you and put you in the evil car, Run!

    Greens are good for you, especially Coriander! In fact a meal without it is not acceptable.

    Let the hoomans know when things are unacceptable by doing special stinky poos

    Laptop cables are the best! Sooo tasty and the yell of outrage is impressive!

    Next best is the Internet ones but not too often as male hooman suggested he would make sausages out of me if I did it again

    When the hoomans move things, consider it an assault course then followed by much sulking.








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    Rodney you are a genius

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    Lots of very sensible tips there, Rodney

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    You should write a book young Rodders
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    Fingers crossed

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