Hmm the Rodney Bible...
Eating poo regularly
A binky in exchange for a treat is a fair trade
Look cute after trying to eat walls
Female hooman is a sucker for cuteness
Male hooman good for guarding
Plastic box means run they mean to poke you and put you in the evil car, Run!
Greens are good for you, especially Coriander! In fact a meal without it is not acceptable.
Let the hoomans know when things are unacceptable by doing special stinky poos
Laptop cables are the best! Sooo tasty and the yell of outrage is impressive!
Next best is the Internet ones but not too often as male hooman suggested he would make sausages out of me if I did it again [emoji2357]
When the hoomans move things, consider it an assault course then followed by much sulking.
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