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Chaos in SW London at 2am......................

Jack's-Jane

Wise Old Thumper
At about 2am this morning Morse heard noises in the back garden which necessitated a full scale investigation, a crime was obviously in progress. The felon was caught red pawed, a Fox had dug up one of Morse's carefully buried bones :shock:

The Fox scarpered over the fence and Morse retrieved his bone, bringing it back into the house whilst he contemplated what to do with it




Meanwhile I have to watch and wait and drink copious amounts of tea to try to stay awake !! :roll:

Morse is now pacing the garden, bone in mouth, deep in thought about where to rebury his treasure...............
 
Hogeeze...Jane you gave me a turn! I thought it was another terror attack! (heaving breaths)

I guess for Morse it is. Poor lamb. :lol: And you too.... Hard for me to think that foxes are prevalent there because I have a limited idea of what London is like. :oops:

I hope you and Morse and the bunnies are no worse for wear from your unwelcome visitor. :?
 
What a good guard dog, Morse! How distressing for him though and of course you! I find being woken in the night makes me feel worse than not being able to sleep in the first place. I'd probably have a nice snooze this afternoon.
 
Oh Morse! You're a south London boy. You really should have gone a bit Danny Dyer on that fox.

'Ave summa that, you muppet!!!!

Or you could have channeled some Scum era Ray Winstone and put the bone in an old sock:

I'm the daddy now!!!


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