I like 'character names' aswell as hooman names
Hence, for example, my Sir Victor Velveteen and Colonel Colin of the Third Lopsley Regiment..................
My Vet says I should be certified
ETA My other 'character names' past and present are :
Uncle Albert
Huckle Bunny Finn
Major Tom
Grandpa Gregory
Dr Finlay
Little Nell
Old Bill
Victoria Meldrew
Gordon Bennet
Miss Bunny Penny
Lady Lydia of Lopsley
Inspector Morse
Little Bill and John-Boy Boblet