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how to be spoyilt

cheekytikki

Wise Old Thumper
this is are guyde on how to be spoyilt in 5 eesy steps

step 1 - insist on havin yoor own bedroom, if your slave (sumtimes affecchunatley nown as 2 foot or mummee - we just call ares slave) wont give yoo wat yoo want stamp yor feet and throw a tantrum, this yoosually werks

step 2 - own evry toy avaylable play with it for about 30 secinds then ignore it for ever until your slave buys yoo sumthing better, iff the toy costs more than 10 pownds, eet it!

step 3 - demand treets every tyme yoo see yor slave, no treets no cuddles from yoo

step 4 - when given fresh vegees refuse to eet them out of a bowl, insted make your slave hand feed yoo - preferably whilst yoo lay on your handmayd squishy bed (also half eeten), if yor slave feeds yoo too slowlee push them out of your way with yor nose and eet from the bowl but keep glancing back at your slave and giving them dissaprooving looks

step 5 - if all yor tantrum throwing fayls to werk and yor slave wont buy yoo / give yoo wat yoo want stand on yor back legs, lower your ears and give them the 'big eyes', this method has yet to fail. (for a particyoolaly big gift try resting one paw on yor slaves arm or leg)

this has been 5 steps to beein spoyilt from teegra and duchiss
 
Hehe watch out, they'll be taking over your whole house soon and confine you to just one room. Don't give them a bell in case they learn to ring it and demand food at all hours. :lol:
 
rineyroo said:
Hehe watch out, they'll be taking over your whole house soon and confine you to just one room. Don't give them a bell in case they learn to ring it and demand food at all hours. :lol:


:lol: i wouldnt put it past them :lol:
 
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