Jack's-Jane
Wise Old Thumper
Hello my two-foots. I went to see someone called Christobel this morning. First thing she did was turn me over and prod about by my willy :shock:
What sort of introduction is THAT :roll:
Anyways, after much 'oh yes, there's one' and 'yep' thats the pair of 'em'
I hear Christobel announce that she will'see to them next week'.... :? :?
Well, it soon became apparent that she is to give me some potion that makes me go to sleep then, now you wont believe this....SHE DEFUSES MY PLUMS :shock: :shock:
Its OUTRAGEOUS!!
I have written to Downing Street and would appreciate your votes to save my tackle from the woman with the scalpel.
If for some strange reason you AGREE with Christobel please explain WHY
Yours as Ever
Sir Victor Velveteen
What sort of introduction is THAT :roll:
Anyways, after much 'oh yes, there's one' and 'yep' thats the pair of 'em'
I hear Christobel announce that she will'see to them next week'.... :? :?
Well, it soon became apparent that she is to give me some potion that makes me go to sleep then, now you wont believe this....SHE DEFUSES MY PLUMS :shock: :shock:
Its OUTRAGEOUS!!
I have written to Downing Street and would appreciate your votes to save my tackle from the woman with the scalpel.
If for some strange reason you AGREE with Christobel please explain WHY
Yours as Ever
Sir Victor Velveteen