Norty things you have done?

Thought I'd start a silly thread! Something norty I've done:

Jessica was sitting asleep on my lap whilst I was putting my make up on. I was putting on BLACK mascara when I dropped the wand! As you can see Jessica is a white lionhead - took me ages to get it off! Norty mummy!

I used to do Amy with the hoover but she wasn't at all scared or it and used to be pouncing on it all the time :lol: