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duchisses guyd to fyrworks

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cheekytikki

Wise Old Thumper
hi evrywon its duchiss here
i herd lots of peepul hear torkin bout fyrworks so i fort i wud give my guyde to stop bein scared (not that i was scared coz i is a brave girl :D)
fyrstly give mummee (or daddee) them big cewt eyes so that they gives you a great big lump of hay and some mint and basyl leeves to keep yoo 'entertayned'.
secindly jump up yor mummee/daddee leggies till they give yoo some fun toys and card and stuff to play wiv and lots of stror in your bed to dig in :D
nextly if all els fayls blame yor husbun or wyf for the fyrworks and pull a grayt big lump of fur outta their bum this wey you can larf at them until the fyrworks stop :D:D:D

hope this helps any of you scaredy buns (remember i dunt get a scared coz im brayv)

see ya layta

duchiss
x
 
Will have to pass this advice to Dusty, who is cuddling Clover in the kitchen at the moment in fear. They look so cute, but I can't take a photo!
 
I must say, although I am greatly impressed that Duchess can type and access the internet I am disaponted that she has let her gramma slip. Duchess, maybe your mummy can help you next time :wink:
 
IsabelM said:
I must say, although I am greatly impressed that Duchess can type and access the internet I am disaponted that she has let her gramma slip. Duchess, maybe your mummy can help you next time :wink:
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Duchess is a very clever bun! :lol:

I'm just grateful that Jacob hasn't followed in Duchess' footsteps and figured out how to work a keyboard! I have visions of checking my credit card statement and thinking 'eBay.. ten willow toys? I didn't order those'... '15 bags of Simply Grass from the Hay Experts? No, no, surely there must be some mistake...' :lol:

Hmm, actually, that is what my credit card statement reads like :oops: Oops.
 
Morrigan1981 said:
IsabelM said:
I must say, although I am greatly impressed that Duchess can type and access the internet I am disaponted that she has let her gramma slip. Duchess, maybe your mummy can help you next time :wink:
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Duchess is a very clever bun! :lol:

I'm just grateful that Jacob hasn't followed in Duchess' footsteps and figured out how to work a keyboard! I have visions of checking my credit card statement and thinking 'eBay.. ten willow toys? I didn't order those'... '15 bags of Simply Grass from the Hay Experts? No, no, surely there must be some mistake...' :lol:

Hmm, actually, that is what my credit card statement reads like :oops: Oops.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
IsabelM said:
I must say, although I am greatly impressed that Duchess can type and access the internet I am disaponted that she has let her gramma slip. Duchess, maybe your mummy can help you next time :wink:
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Grammer :wink:
 
anna said:
IsabelM said:
I must say, although I am greatly impressed that Duchess can type and access the internet I am disaponted that she has let her gramma slip. Duchess, maybe your mummy can help you next time :wink:
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Grammer :wink:
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Grammar :wink: :wink:
 
awwww :lol: :lol: :lol: clever bunny! if storm tried to type he'd mash the keyboard with his big furry paws :lol: :lol:
 
LOL, all the bangers were going off all over the place and Zoe didn't bat an eyelid, she just carried on eating and grooming, then I coughed and she jumped out of her skin and ran a mile!
 
Gem said:
anna said:
IsabelM said:
I must say, although I am greatly impressed that Duchess can type and access the internet I am disaponted that she has let her gramma slip. Duchess, maybe your mummy can help you next time :wink:
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Grammer :wink:
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Grammar :wink: :wink:
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:oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: Now I look stupid!
 
Gem said:
anna said:
IsabelM said:
I must say, although I am greatly impressed that Duchess can type and access the internet I am disaponted that she has let her gramma slip. Duchess, maybe your mummy can help you next time :wink:
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Grammer :wink:
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Grammar :wink: :wink:
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aaaaarrrrr, I knew when I was writing it someone would find a mistake, spelling is not my strong point! :lol: Maybe I shouldn't pick on Duchess for her efforts in the future.
 
Awww how sweet is tht, snaps for The Duchess for being such a clever, and brave, girly. Awww, I love her so :)
 
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