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A Complaint to Management From Nomad

Jack's-Jane

Wise Old Thumper
I have been a resident here for over a week now and have become accustomed to a daily trip to a lovely garden. I can hop about, see off a pesky cat :p :p then chill out in a conservatory. But this afternoon I have been NO-WHERE :shock: :x
I have been given some lame excuse about thunder, lightening and torrential rain. SO WHAT!! Cant see how all that should effect my outdoor play-time.
So, this is an official complaint to management. I expect normal service to be resumed immediately!!
Now, where's my friend Barbara. She is the only one who understands me!!

A Disgruntled Nomad
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Dear Nomad,

In the spirit of counter-complaints, please inform your mother that I am MOST dissatisfied not only with your treatment, but the fact that a photograph has not been provided to accompany your letter.

I trust that on receipt of this complaint, the matter will be rectified with all due urgency.

I am glad to hear that you are seeing off the pesky cat, I hope however you realise that many others are a bit more sprightly than the old fella you practised on in Chelmsford.

Kind regards,

Auntie Alison xx
 
AlisonA said:
Dear Nomad,

In the spirit of counter-complaints, please inform your mother that I am MOST dissatisfied not only with your treatment, but the fact that a photograph has not been provided to accompany your letter.

I trust that on receipt of this complaint, the matter will be rectified with all due urgency.

I am glad to hear that you are seeing off the pesky cat, I hope however you realise that many others are a bit more sprightly than the old fella you practised on in Chelmsford.

Kind regards,

Auntie Alison xx

Hello Auntie Alison,

Dont worry, the Cat I bully is a complete wuss :roll: More affraid of me than of a Rottwieller :shock: :lol:
As you can see I now have another Friend aswell as Barbara. The Bunny in the background of this pic is VERY attractive dont you think 8) :wink:
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Oh, and did I happen to leave my plums at your place :?
They appear to be missing :?

Love'n' Ear Rubs

Nomad
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:lol: :lol: Is that other bunny (let's call her....Mabel) waving deliberately? Doesn't Barbara get jealous of the new girl, I trust he isn't spending too much time grooming her and ignoring his first love?
 
AlisonA said:
:lol: :lol: Is that other bunny (let's call her....Mabel) waving deliberately? Doesn't Barbara get jealous of the new girl, I trust he isn't spending too much time grooming her and ignoring his first love?

Oh no, he sits IN Barbara whilst grooming.....Mabel (good grief we are all NUTS :lol: )
He has just repeated his dip in water bowl trick!!
He gets soooooooo excited about Veggies and of course with all the other Buns going crazy Nomad gets himself into a right frazzle :roll:
Anyone would think I never fed him!!

Janex
 
awwwwwww! that's our little Nomad! acting as if he's never seen food before in his life :lol: :lol: :lol: what a sweet piccie! :D give him a nose rub from me :D
 
Hehe how cute :D Zion is also having some complaints today. After being let out in the garden yesterday and finding an interesting hole he cannot figure out why I haven't let him explore out there again this morning :roll: :lol: :lol: He is also complaining as to why he cannot munch some of my lovely smelling special K with red berries :roll: :roll: hehe
 
Dear Nomad,

I have consulted the weather forecast and it would appear that there may be opportunity today for you to return to the garden. I trust that your two-foot slave will endeavour to fulfil her obligations in that respect.

In addition, I have searched high and low and have been unable to locate your plums. I understand that your neighbour Lord Lopsley also lost his plums around the same time, perhaps there is a squirrel or something storing them up for the winter?

With best wishes to you and your harem of adorable girls. Please give both Barbara and Mabel a big kiss from me.

Kind regards,
Auntie Alison
 
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