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Mama Doe
I need cleaning out every other day
I will chew your carpets, tear off your wallpaper, leave nibble marks in your furniture
I will want feeding ALL the time and will constantly beg for food
I will get under your feet
I will thump loudly or nip you if I am not happy
I will sulk if I don't get my way
I will ignore you when you tell me not to do something
I will also ignore you when you tell me to do something
I won't like being cuddled except when I decide I want to be
When I do decide I want attention I will get under your feet until I get what I want
I will poo everywhere
I will wee everywhere
If I get ill I won't tell you
If I need to go to the vet I will refuse to get in my carrier
I will dig up your garden and eat all your flowers
You will do what I say when I say because I am too cute to resist!
Do you still want me as a pet.....?
Of course we all know that we do!!!!!!
I will chew your carpets, tear off your wallpaper, leave nibble marks in your furniture
I will want feeding ALL the time and will constantly beg for food
I will get under your feet
I will thump loudly or nip you if I am not happy
I will sulk if I don't get my way
I will ignore you when you tell me not to do something
I will also ignore you when you tell me to do something
I won't like being cuddled except when I decide I want to be
When I do decide I want attention I will get under your feet until I get what I want
I will poo everywhere
I will wee everywhere
If I get ill I won't tell you
If I need to go to the vet I will refuse to get in my carrier
I will dig up your garden and eat all your flowers
You will do what I say when I say because I am too cute to resist!
Do you still want me as a pet.....?
Of course we all know that we do!!!!!!