Jack's-Jane
Wise Old Thumper
Hi any Bunsters who may have sneaked on-line 
. Well, have I found a way to guarantee maximum attention from my human (AKA Jane!!) :wink: . First I went all quiet and depressed last evening and refused to talk with any-bun or eat my supper. Then, now you're gonna like this :wink: ....I blew my tum up to twice it's normal size whilst simultaneously (had to look that up in the dictionary!!) :roll: grinding my teeth. :shock: :shock: Impressive dont you think!! Human was sooooooo worried and stayed up all night with me. I got lots of tummy rubs. The only down side was Human stuck NEEDLES IN ME!!! :shock: :shock: I know, Iknow, but dont worry I am very brave and took it like a buck. Anyways, Human kept telling Freya, my Mum, that I was a poorly bunster and so I got lots of snuggles from my Mum too!! Eventually I realised poor Human was frantic with worry so during the 3.00am tummy rub I let out the most deafening ****!! Blimey, it even made me jump!! Human seemed pleased with me though :? ....she is rather odd!! :roll: :roll: Shortly after I produced what Human called supa-poops!! I decided it was time for a snack,having missed my supper, so had some scrummy hay and veggies. Human looks a wee bit jaded and claims she's too old to cope with all this anxiety and no sleep. :roll: No stamina that girl!! :roll: :roll: Off for some more hay now. :lol: :lol: Love Fred-Rabbit.
. Well, have I found a way to guarantee maximum attention from my human (AKA Jane!!) :wink: . First I went all quiet and depressed last evening and refused to talk with any-bun or eat my supper. Then, now you're gonna like this :wink: ....I blew my tum up to twice it's normal size whilst simultaneously (had to look that up in the dictionary!!) :roll: grinding my teeth. :shock: :shock: Impressive dont you think!! Human was sooooooo worried and stayed up all night with me. I got lots of tummy rubs. The only down side was Human stuck NEEDLES IN ME!!! :shock: :shock: I know, Iknow, but dont worry I am very brave and took it like a buck. Anyways, Human kept telling Freya, my Mum, that I was a poorly bunster and so I got lots of snuggles from my Mum too!! Eventually I realised poor Human was frantic with worry so during the 3.00am tummy rub I let out the most deafening ****!! Blimey, it even made me jump!! Human seemed pleased with me though :? ....she is rather odd!! :roll: :roll: Shortly after I produced what Human called supa-poops!! I decided it was time for a snack,having missed my supper, so had some scrummy hay and veggies. Human looks a wee bit jaded and claims she's too old to cope with all this anxiety and no sleep. :roll: No stamina that girl!! :roll: :roll: Off for some more hay now. :lol: :lol: Love Fred-Rabbit.
