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RAW - 5th June Funny Bunny Tales

KarenM

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We want to hear tales of your bunny escapades - the funnier the better (even if they're stories that weren't funny at the time but you were able to laugh at much later!)

The winner (to be chosen at random by 2pm on 10th June) will win some treats from Bunny Bites. https://www.bunnybites.co.uk/
 
Well, where to start. A lot of funny Bunny antics can be crammed into 21 years :lol:. I'll start with the cecotroph on the ceiling of my lounge episode. This occurred many years ago, but to this day I have no idea how a cecotroph found it's way up to the ceiling and stuck there :?


Then there was Sir Victor Velveteen, when wasn't he up to no good !! Rabbits should not eat breakfast cereal or milk right ? Well I soon learned never to leave my breakfast bowl of cornflakes unattended

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Thankfully Sir Victor had no ill effects from his stolen feast.

Then there was Mr Bean and his specialist subject...............DBFs ! :lol:

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How could I fail to mention the ever funny faces and wayward ears of Lady Lydia

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Sometimes some of the Rabbits whom I have been privileged to care for over the years just had to be themselves to make me laugh :lol: :love:

More stories to follow xx
 
27th Dec 2013, bitterly cold & my bunny Noodle needed to get to Harrogate to see FHB. She was a great traveller, she'd sit on my knee on the bus & train, she'd sleep, eat, wee & poo.
I was wearing a really thick jumper that made my boobs stick out (hang on....this is relevant). Noodle & I boarded the train from Skipton to Harrogate, full of commuter wearing suits.

Noodle settled on my knee & as I was stroking her, clouds of white fur swirled round the air & landed on everyones suits as she was moulting. So I tried not to stroke her but the rules of our relationship were taking it in turn to groom. Whenever I stopped she would manically lick me but cos of my unusually large jumper chest she was grooming my boobs. What a choice, cover everyone in white fur or have it look like I was practically dry nursing my bunny. So embarrassing .
 
joey&boo said:
27th Dec 2013, bitterly cold & my bunny Noodle needed to get to Harrogate to see FHB. She was a great traveller, she'd sit on my knee on the bus & train, she'd sleep, eat, wee & poo.
I was wearing a really thick jumper that made my boobs stick out (hang on....this is relevant). Noodle & I boarded the train from Skipton to Harrogate, full of commuter wearing suits.

Noodle settled on my knee & as I was stroking her, clouds of white fur swirled round the air & landed on everyones suits as she was moulting. So I tried not to stroke her but the rules of our relationship were taking it in turn to groom. Whenever I stopped she would manically lick me but cos of my unusually large jumper chest she was grooming my boobs. What a choice, cover everyone in white fur or have it look like I was practically dry nursing my bunny. So embarrassing .
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Omg I just died of laughter at my desk [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38] that's hilarious omg hahahaa

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Graciee said:
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Omg I just died of laughter at my desk [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38] that's hilarious omg hahahaa

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:lol: I'm pleased you enjoyed that.

I bet everyone was thinking why not put her back in the carrier? If it'd been a consult I'd have gone for it but it wa a GA on a frail little bunny & I didn't know if it was our last chance for cuddles (it wasn't:love:)
 
joey&boo said:
[emoji38] I'm pleased you enjoyed that.

I bet everyone was thinking why not put her back in the carrier? If it'd been a consult I'd have gone for it but it wa a GA on a frail little bunny & I didn't know if it was our last chance for cuddles (it wasn't:love:)
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[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38] Still giggling about it [emoji38]

Really glad it wasn't too :')

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I was given a chocolate bunny last year at Easter. My other half left it on our coffee table which the rabbits never showed any interest in, except he also left a pouffe right next to it. The next morning the chocolate rabbit was on the floor along with some very suspicious teeth marks! Cue an emergency trip to the vet for Lilac, chocolate eater in chief, where the vets found the story highly entertaining, luckily she was absolutely fine and spent the day at the vets just to be sure. I was annoyed at my other half for being so careless, he was more annoyed that she'd also eaten a post it note that he needed! :lol:
 
Lopsy was really ill his first Christmas so we had to keep him indoors until March when we could turf him back out :lol: He was in the attic bedroom. I was cleaning him out one day and left the run lid open, and he jumped clean out of it and went exploring:

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OH went up one day to find him in the process of climbing up the side of the run (he had a pen and run setup) and popped him back on the floor. The following day, we were both at work and came home to find this:

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Under the hay bag:

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We fixed the problem by putting chicken wire on the top of the run! if he tried it again, he'd just sink gracefully to the floor XD

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At least he had nice golden poos for a day! Although he wasn't smart enough to climb back into the run for a drink XD He was very thirsty!
 
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] I'm crying with laughter at these. Bunnies are so funny.

And all that poo and wee everywhere..... [emoji44][emoji23]
 
keletkezes said:
Lopsy was really ill his first Christmas so we had to keep him indoors until March when we could turf him back out [emoji38] He was in the attic bedroom. I was cleaning him out one day and left the run lid open, and he jumped clean out of it and went exploring:

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OH went up one day to find him in the process of climbing up the side of the run (he had a pen and run setup) and popped him back on the floor. The following day, we were both at work and came home to find this:

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Under the hay bag:

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We fixed the problem by putting chicken wire on the top of the run! if he tried it again, he'd just sink gracefully to the floor XD

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At least he had nice golden poos for a day! Although he wasn't smart enough to climb back into the run for a drink XD He was very thirsty!
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Fleur used to make me laugh at the vets she'd become a mountain goat/parrot, she used to launch herself at me and climb up me and sit on my shoulder hiding in my hair [emoji38] after she ate a poisonous plant we took her to the vets and everytime I tried to sign the form she'd throw herself at me, ended up signing it with her sat on my shoulder paws on my head... When we collected her the next day, she'd had iv fluids in and they'd taken them out her ear and bangaged it up. She decided the ear bandage had to go all of a sudden whilst we was talking to the vet and was thrashing around and there was blood going everywhere (seriously never seen anything like it...) and then she threw herself at me... I paid the bill covered in her blood [emoji38] worst bit was.. I'd borrowed my mum's jumper.... [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

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Not directly related to a specific Bunny, but to the amount of hay that fills my house. Have told this tale before, but maybe some newbies have not heard it. I found myself in a bit of a tricky situation with a very sore nipple :oops: After 24 hours or so it became obvious that there was some sort of nasty infection going on. Of course I was also in panic mode as the nipple was leaking yucky stuff. My GP sent me to A+E where I was eventually examined by a young male :)oops:) Medic. After much prodding about he suddenly exclaimed 'A-Ha, I think I have found the problem. With a pair of fine tweezers he proceeded to pull a strand of hay from my very swollen and very sore nipple :oops:

I thought I'd die of embassament :oops: But the Medic seemed to find it rather amusing. He also found the fact that my Rabbits live in my house with me equally.....ermmmmmmm.......strange ! :lol:

I am now very careful to check my nips for any stray strands of hay :lol:
 
Well Rosie escaped from her pen and tried climbing drainpipe. Her partner in crime was Mowgli who by name said just happened to somehow while at my nans jump over the 5ft pen around their hutch, then was seen sat on top of 5ft fence. Grandad thought he was seeing things, thought was a cat then realised omg no it's the rabbit.
The only way he could got on top there is by climbing the tree 😂
Then there was the time I left the room for few minutes, after making them both house rabbits and well one of them must used the other to climb on top of to get to third shelf on unit and drag down my bag of crunchie nuggets and help themselves.
No idea who was the culprit in crime on getting on unit, but on smelling their breathes Mowgli had smell of chocolate crunchie nuggets on him. Although I think they where both in it together at there in crime

Oh and just thought I should realised I'd got a monkey from the start as when Mowgli was 8weeks only had him day, couldn't find him, Rosie sat in middle of floor, panic where's Mowgli searched the whole house and he was down side bed. No way out as was bed with drawers on, just sat there looking Innocent
 
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My late bunny, Spenser Milton, was a biter. The first time he bit me was also the most spectacular. I had to return him early to his hutch as I had to go and invigilate an exam. Spenser thought running round and round the pen was a great game until I had the idea of turning and catching him by surprise with a rugby tackle manoeuvre. His lordship showed his indignation by biting my finger (hard) and holding on. To this day I do not remember how I detached him, but I did make it to the exam in time with a great was of kitchen roll round my throbbing finger.
 
Boris was the friendliest rabbit I've had, lived free range in my bedroom as a teenager. He slept on my bed, would run to greet everyone, come when called etc. He took to often jumping on my bed then sitting on the windowsill and I would watch him from the bus stop as I waited go to school each day. I was waiting one morning and looked up and saw a black shape on the top of the bay window below my bedroom. My heart dropped and I frantically ran back home shouting Boris is on the roof!! My parents shot upstairs too, to find it was a cat outside and Boris was happily flopped out on the bed :lol: everyone that went to school from the same stop was looking at me like I was crazy when I had to go back out very embarrassed :oops:
 
Liz47 said:
Boris was the friendliest rabbit I've had, lived free range in my bedroom as a teenager. He slept on my bed, would run to greet everyone, come when called etc. He took to often jumping on my bed then sitting on the windowsill and I would watch him from the bus stop as I waited go to school each day. I was waiting one morning and looked up and saw a black shape on the top of the bay window below my bedroom. My heart dropped and I frantically ran back home shouting Boris is on the roof!! My parents shot upstairs too, to find it was a cat outside and Boris was happily flopped out on the bed [emoji38] everyone that went to school from the same stop was looking at me like I was crazy when I had to go back out very embarrassed :oops:
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