RAW 1st June - Rabbit questionnaire U/D photo of prize

For those who haven't seen, we'll be organising some fun stuff up until the 9th June to coincide with Rabbit Awareness Week. We've been generously donated lots of cool prizes to give away so please feel free to join in with whatever takes your fancy.

This one is for your bunnies to complete so that we can get to know them all better. I know many of your rabbits will be able to complete this themselves but, for the bunnies who haven't quite mastered the art of social media yet, we'll allow them to dictate their answers to their human slave.

1) What’s your favourite treat?

2) Do you have a favourite hay?

3) What’s your favourite sleeping position?

4) What’s the best thing that your servant does for you?

5) What does your human do that you find really annoying? Bunnies, we know you probably have a list as long as your arm (or should that be furry front paw) but please just choose one thing.

6) Does your human have silly names for you? Yes, we know they're probably embarrassing but we won't tell anybody!

7) If you had a human job, what would it be?

8 ) What’s the highest you’ve ever climbed?

9) Do you have a bunny friend? If so, who wears the trousers in your relationship?

10) Do you have any secrets or confessions for your slave?

Please feel free to complete this questionnaire for as many bunnies as you need - they can either complete it together or one questionnaire per bunny. If your bunny wants to include a photo of their gorgeous self, even better.

Each owner will be entered into a random draw to win a custom made set of toys from Bayos Bunting Balls; you get to choose colours. (check them out on facebook https://www.facebook.com/Bayosbuntingballs/). The winner will be selected by 2pm on 10th June so please get your entries in (by replying on this thread) before then.

My favourite treats are Omega 3 crackers laced with Metacam which are special as only I get them. Timothy hay is the bestest I've had but Mum doesn't get us much variety. MI like to snooze in a comfy bed with my legs out to the side but my warren mates wee on them so I don't get to have a bed often

The best thing my mum does for me is give me nice back massages to help with my arthritis (though Joey & Daddy give better ones). I don't like it when she tries to smother me with floor loves & she knows but says she can't help it. My name is Mouse / Mousepie. Mousey, Mousse or Mootard :roll: I have 2 bonded bunny friends who both wear trousers (Boos have elasticated waist so they fit over her humungous ass). I don't wear trousers, I wear a maid outfit with frilly knickers. My human job would be a librarian -ssssshhhhh, theres a Mouse in the house. I don't climb much, the highest was about 1.5 foot on to a garden bench to get a good munch on a shrub. My secret confession is I'm in love with Rudey who lives separately in our warren.

Joey here, aka Joe. Joey bum, Joey Snicket, Ginger Snicket & *********. I am THE top trouser wearing bun, lover of Timothy hay & hogweed crispies. Slave is at her best when out foraging for my favourite hedgerow foods, at her worst when she wails Dolly Partons "Joeeeeey" (Jolene) to me practically every day. I've not needed to jump more than sofa height as slave provides at floor level. My job is a herbalist as I am very skilled at this. I do some homeopathy too but thats just to earn some extra bucks & so I don't have to sell too much of the good stuff. Secret confession: I'm scared Rudey will win Boo's heart

The only decent sleep position for a bun with credibility is the sploof

Loving those nicknames, bunnies!

Joey, if you win the prize you could probably use it as ear protection for when the slave starts singing.

Loving these entries :lol:

Great answers from Mouse & Joey!! All three of my bunnies have answered below

KarenM said:

1) What’s your favourite treat?

Jake: Mine is any kind of herbs, but especially corriander, human doesn't buy it often enough!! Jasmine: The old classic, fenugreek crunchies! Bigwig: I like to eat the carpet and lino, but apparently that isn't a treat. I'll eat anything!

2) Do you have a favourite hay?

Jake, Jasmine & Bigwig: Human is cruel and only gives us the Ings hay (although we do love it!)

3) What’s your favourite sleeping position?

Jake, Jasmine & Bigwig: All squished up together on the rug with Bigwig in the middle. Jasmine likes to stretch her legs behind her

4) What’s the best thing that your servant does for you?

Jake: The male servant lets me up in the bed for the best nose rubs! Jasmine: Gives lot's of yummy hay, I'm always first in to eat it! Bigwig: In a futile attempt to stop me chewing everything in the room I've now got a diggy box with soil which I love getting messy in, and lot's of forage boxes for me to stuff my face in!!

5) What does your human do that you find really annoying? Bunnies, we know you probably have a list as long as your arm (or should that be furry front paw) but please just choose one thing.

Jake: Doesn't let me spend all day on the bed in their room. Jasmine: Picks me up for nail trims! Bigwig: Tries to stop me from chewing everything!

6) Does your human have silly names for you? Yes, we know they're probably embarrassing but we won't tell anybody!

Jake, Jasmine & Bigwig: Human is quite good and uses our proper names!

7) If you had a human job, what would it be?

Jake: I'd be something nice like a carer, as I like to comfort people. Jasmine: I'd be a food taster, as I am quite picky but know the best foods! Bigwig: I would be a police officer, I'm full of authority!

8 ) What’s the highest you’ve ever climbed?

Jake and Jasmine: We're far too chilled out to bother climbing things. Bigwig: I regularly scale the XXL dog crate in our room!

9) Do you have a bunny friend? If so, who wears the trousers in your relationship?

Jake & Jasmine: Definitely Bigwig, she's not to be messed with!!

10) Do you have any secrets or confessions for your slave?

Jake: I prefer the male human!!

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Brilliant! Poor you, though, Liz. Number 10.... [emoji23][emoji23]

These are all so good! Ima get my buns to fill this out later [emoji38]

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1) What’s your favourite treat? strawberry

2) Do you have a favourite hay? dad doesn't buy me hay :roll:

3) What’s your favourite sleeping position? I'm a Nethie. Even when I'm asleep I'm not sleeping

4) What’s the best thing that your servant does for you? when he leaves me alone

5) What does your human do that you find really annoying? Bunnies, we know you probably have a list as long as your arm (or should that be furry front paw) but please just choose one thing. when he puts chicken wire between me & the garden centre nommies

6) Does your human have silly names for you? Yes, we know they're probably embarrassing but we won't tell anybody! Pepsie, Boysie, or even worse - Pepsi-boysie

7) If you had a human job, what would it be? Royalty

8 ) What’s the highest you’ve ever climbed? well, i have a thing about plant pots

9) Do you have a bunny friend? If so, who wears the trousers in your relationship? did have & she did. obviously.

10) Do you have any secrets or confessions for your slave? It's me that has been weeing in the pet bed. (Shhhh.)

Treacle here, these are my answers dictated to mum, as she doesn't trust me to do it myself :roll:


1) What’s your favourite treat? - my morning slice of narnie, I try to climb up mums legs if she's a bit slow bringing it

2) Do you have a favourite hay? - anything soft as my teethies can't cope with crunchy stuff, marigolds in it are a nice bonus

3) What’s your favourite sleeping position? - under the coffee table, on "my" rug

4) What’s the best thing that your servant does for you? - gets down under the coffee table and strokes my head and under my chin, she also gives me a nice back massage

5) What does your human do that you find really annoying? Bunnies, we know you probably have a list as long as your arm (or should that be furry front paw) but please just choose one thing. - picks my stray bum nuggets up and puts them in the litter tray, I like to make patterns

6) Does your human have silly names for you? Yes, we know they're probably embarrassing but we won't tell anybody! Treacle pants, poppet, princess

7) If you had a human job, what would it be? - princess

8 ) What’s the highest you’ve ever climbed? - I don't climb very well, but I once jumped down about 4 feet and landed on mums back :lol:

9) Do you have a bunny friend? If so, who wears the trousers in your relationship? - No we lost my brother Toffee, but I think mum is a big bunny really, and I have big brother George, who is a cat, but he's a bit scared of me

10) Do you have any secrets or confessions for your slave? I like to wee on the rug when she's not looking (yes I know you do Treacle :evil

RAW 1st June - Rabbit questionnaire

1) What’s your favourite treat?
Both: Definitely bananas. We love them so much it makes our bottoms twitch when get a banana slice.

2) Do you have a favourite hay?
Phillip: We love green oat hay but Snowy has to be really careful that she doesn't get the pointy bits stuck in her eye and give herself an ulcer again! :roll:

3) What’s your favourite sleeping position?
Snowy: We like to stretch right out, in the same room our humans are sitting so we can keep our eyes on them.

4) What’s the best thing that your servant does for you?
Both: Gives us lovely nose rubs which make us purr.

5) What does your human do that you find really annoying? Bunnies, we know you probably have a list as long as your arm (or should that be furry front paw) but please just choose one thing.
Snowy: I hate it when they groom my feet! They are ticklish!!

6) Does your human have silly names for you? Yes, we know they're probably embarrassing but we won't tell anybody!
Snowy: Snowee wee! I can't help that I have white paws which go yellow when I sit in my litter tray!
Phillip: Sometimes they call me Phillipe in a French accent and I don't understand why.

7) If you had a human job, what would it be?
Both: Some kind of furniture designer. We know just how to chew the wooden furniture to make it look great!

8 ) What’s the highest you’ve ever climbed?
Phillip: I once climbed out of my enclosure and into Snowy's before we were bonded. It was quite high but I managed it in one swift jump!

9) Do you have a bunny friend? If so, who wears the trousers in your relationship?
Snowy: Phillip likes to think he's in charge but it's definitely me.

10) Do you have any secrets or confessions for your slave?
Phillip: We know that every time they go in the fridge if we sit at the kitchen door together looking sad, we'll get a tasty snack!

Haha, these are brilliant! Keep them coming bunny slaves!

We have held a conference and we have decided to answer the questions as a group We are:

Lord Herbert & Roisin



Aoife & Endeavour



Dara



John-Joe



We have instructed Jane to post our answers to the ten questions in red font so no-one gets the wrong end of the carrot, so-to-speak.

1) What’s your favourite treat? Fresh Hawthorn

2) Do you have a favourite hay? Yep, the cheap baled Farm Hay. Jane spends a fortune on a load of posh stuff, which we do feel obliged to eat. But tbh she may as well save her money as the baled farm hay wins every time :thumb:

3) What’s your favourite sleeping position? Potted, as kindly demonstrated by Lord Herbert and a squished Roisin






4) What’s the best thing that your servant does for you? Feeds us

5) What does your human do that you find really annoying? Bunnies, we know you probably have a list as long as your arm (or should that be furry front paw) but please just choose one thing. Cleans our scent glands, I mean how undignified is that :roll:

6) Does your human have silly names for you? Yes, we know they're probably embarrassing but we won't tell anybody! Nope, Jane calls us by our proper names. If any of us are being naughty, which of course is a VERY rare occurrence we may get an 'Oi, you'. Which frankly we feel it best to totally ignore...............

7) If you had a human job, what would it be? Now this one generated quite a bit of debate. We finally agreed that we would willingly put ourselves forward as 'quality control testers' of Cavolo Nero, our favorite Veg

8 ) What’s the highest you’ve ever climbed? We dont do climbing, but now that you mention it we all think it sounds like fun...............

9) Do you have a bunny friend? If so, who wears the trousers in your relationship? Well as you can see Lord Herbert lives with Roisin, they are pretty much equals Aoife lives with Endeavour and they too are equals. Hopefully eventually Dara will live with John-Joe. *John-Joe here*- Can you believe it, Jane took me to see a friend of hers last Tuesday. I thought it was just a social call. Guess what, this 'friend' turned out to be a VET and what's more she stole my plums :shock: For reasons I really dont understand I am not allowed to get up close and Bunsonal with Dara until at least FOUR WEEKS after the theft of my plums :? :shock:

10) Do you have any secrets or confessions for your slave? We have a lot that Jane would like to know, but there is not a chance that we are going to fess up to any of them ! :lol:

1) What’s your favourite treat?
hmm..I would haf to say smoothie

2) Do you have a favourite hay?
no but meadow hay is only good for peeing on.

3) What’s your favourite sleeping position?
on my side, snuggled up against Oreeon.

4) What’s the best thing that your servant does for you?
gib me nose scritches

5) What does your human do that you find really annoying? Bunnies, we know you probably have a list as long as your arm (or should that be furry front paw) but please just choose one thing.
removing my beautiful bunstruction! she calls it a mess, its really a beautiful hard thought out work!

6) Does your human have silly names for you? Yes, we know they're probably embarrassing but we won't tell anybody!
luna-tuna, blind batman, daredevil.. and cutiewookiesnookiecuddlebums :shock:

7) If you had a human job, what would it be?
biting others..what do you meen that isn't a job?

8 ) What’s the highest you’ve ever climbed?
my hoomin. I can not see so I do not like new places

9) Do you have a bunny friend? If so, who wears the trousers in your relationship?
we both have our moments.. we swap pants pretty often.

10) Do you have any secrets or confessions for your slave?
that I lov her, and I wish I could say sorry for when she brought me home and I was a big meenie, I was jus scareded really

1) What’s your favourite treat?
i lov ALL the food! you cant pick just one! even food that isn't food!

2) Do you have a favourite hay?
i think i loves timothy the most, but they're all pretty good.

3) What’s your favourite sleeping position?
im not giving that away. however i will only slep in my igoo.

4) What’s the best thing that your servant does for you?
leave me along or gib me food. i mean sometimes i get head pets when i want them which is nice, but otherwise i do not care. they stinky.

5) What does your human do that you find really annoying? Bunnies, we know you probably have a list as long as your arm (or should that be furry front paw) but please just choose one thing.
EVERYFING.
they tell me off for chewing up the carpet or tipping over the water! they should be happy! they are always ungrateful. they never do anything right. so. everyfing.

6) Does your human have silly names for you? Yes, we know they're probably embarrassing but we won't tell anybody!
onion....i have been told other names i can not share here.

7) If you had a human job, what would it be?
nothing. i am a freeloader and these beautiful paws will not work.

8 ) What’s the highest you’ve ever climbed?
i jumped 5ft from the floor to the patio rather than use the stairs.
Luna: you often fail and smack into them though.
oh shut up!

9) Do you have a bunny friend? If so, who wears the trousers in your relationship?
i think i wear the trousers.
Luna: we both do Oreeon
no we do not! I am in charge here!

10) Do you have any secrets or confessions for your slave?
the male hoomin is horrible and i wish he would never come near me again.

Haha these have really put a much-needed smile on my face! Some of these bunnies have been waaaay too honest and I love it! [emoji23][emoji23]

1) What’s your favourite treat?
Treat, food is treats I not fussy at all, but I do like fenugreek crunchies, and Burgess hill treats.
Actually I have my supper herbs and veggies, greens. But I then have to cry to mum to more treats so she gives me about 5 or 6 ss nuggets, these have shrunk now though as mum says I need mature plus 4 ones

2) Do you have a favourite hay?
Timothy hay with dandelion and marigold. Dandelions do you know they are so tasty

3) What’s your favourite sleeping position?
On my side, with my sheep teddy next to me. Or when mums asleep sneak on bed and just lie your back against her face

4) What’s the best thing that your servant does for you?
Feeds me treats, takes me in garden. Keeps eye on me and I do same to her. Takes me to my great nanna's for a change of scene in garden

5) What does your human do that you find really annoying? Bunnies, we know you probably have a list as long as your arm (or should that be furry front paw) but please just choose one thing.
If she goes outside without me, yes I know if she goes in garden without me it is not fair. She might say it's raining hard, to cold, windy. But why is mummy out and I can't be. But she then says whenever let me out in past I just leg it back in so no point. But I need to see weather for decide for myself

6) Does your human have silly names for you? Yes, we know they're probably embarrassing but we won't tell anybody!
No not really I get called chasey or just my name chase

7) If you had a human job, what would it be?
Gardener like mum. Love pruning

8 ) What’s the highest you’ve ever climbed?
On bed, on arbour seat outside might be highest. Higher then second shelf on cupboard anyway

9) Do you have a bunny friend? If so, who wears the trousers in your relationship?
No, I'm very particular. Mum adopted me and I'm a very much a mummies boy. Any other bun would have no chance, my human is mine

10) Do you have any secrets or confessions for your slave?
No she knows everything I've done chew up my nanna's jeans, work top. Mums bedding twice. I try hide fact I done anything but she knows it me. I chewed her hair straightener wire once, when she had leave them dangling. I swear it was a snake I killed not her hair straightener wire

My kiddies in mums avatar pic and signature

Haha I love how Chase spilled ALL his secrets at the end, he has no shame! [emoji23]

Lilac here, mum told me I had to answer these silly questions for her.

1) What’s your favourite treat?
Nana definitely, makes my bum dance. But mum is mean and doesn't give it to me very often. I also like all other food though!

2) Do you have a favourite hay?
I'm not fussy I like all hay, I get a nice variety so I can't complain.

3) What’s your favourite sleeping position?
I'm a big fan of the loaf and I also like sleeping sitting up.

4) What’s the best thing that your servant does for you?
Probably growing me grass in a box.

5) What does your human do that you find really annoying? Bunnies, we know you probably have a list as long as your arm (or should that be furry front paw) but please just choose one thing.
Everything! Probably when she tries to pick me up to take me to the vet, she knows I hate it but she does it anyway!

6) Does your human have silly names for you? Yes, we know they're probably embarrassing but we won't tell anybody!
Plumpkin, puffin, sausage, scrumpleplump... My dad has one but I'm not allowed to write it here it's too rude.

7) If you had a human job, what would it be?
I would definitely be a detective cos I'm so nosey.

8 ) What’s the highest you’ve ever climbed?
On the windowsill, mum told my dad off cos he left the window open but now they've put a barrier up so I cantb do it any more.

9) Do you have a bunny friend? If so, who wears the trousers in your relationship?
I did until recently but he was poorly. I was definitely the boss though. Now I just have to boss the humans around.

10) Do you have any secrets or confessions for your slave?
I'm a Liverpool fan and I always sit in front of the TV when they play.

Dennis Hoppington here and...

1) What’s your favourite treat?

Parsley when I'm allowed it. My hoomans are tight with the treats - they are horrid

2) Do you have a favourite hay?

All hay. I'm a good boy

3) What’s your favourite sleeping position?

Any along as im snuggled along side my custardy wife bun. I am particularly fond of a mermaid sploof though.

4) What’s the best thing that your servant does for you?

The bested thing is when the hoomans leave our warren and mind their own business

5) What does your human do that you find really annoying? Bunnies, we know you probably have a list as long as your arm (or should that be furry front paw) but please just choose one thing.

Exsist!

6) Does your human have silly names for you? Yes, we know they're probably embarrassing but we won't tell anybody! [emoji6]

Denny boy selecta, laddy lad, laddatee - laddada, Mr Lad, Denny boy, MC Nippy Boi, Denzel Hoppington

7) If you had a human job, what would it be?

YCMA tribute act member (the red Indian)

8 ) What’s the highest you’ve ever climbed?

I climbed on the highest part of the PMH castle. I wasn't sure how I was going to get back down so had to call the fire brigade

Do you have a bunny friend? If so, who wears the trousers in your relationship?

Trousers? I wears disco flares

10) Do you have any secrets or confessions for your slave?

I often eat my wife's cecals before she gets the chance then gives her a big grooms on the face

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