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loobers25
Warren Veteran
Dear Dr Mouseypie and Dr Syrup Sponge Cakey Custard,
Sometimes I'm minding my own bussiness having a good old sploof and I catch Dennis Hoppington having a peak under my tail flap.
Why does he do this? What does this mean?
Toby
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Sometimes I'm minding my own bussiness having a good old sploof and I catch Dennis Hoppington having a peak under my tail flap.
Why does he do this? What does this mean?
Toby
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joey&boo
Wise Old Thumper
Dear Maple-Syrupy-Wiseness,
I have a concern that is troubling me. I think my folks are showing favouritism towards my other warren members. Mouseypie (as sweet as she is) has recently started to get 2 special massive nugets everyday. They smell really nice so Boo & I want some. I've read the packet & they are for bunnies over five but Mousey is not even 7 yet & I turned 7 in April. Mommy & daddy say they are too expensive to give to all of us & yet they still find the money to send my Boo Boo to an exclusive health farm every few months
Can you advise me on how to manage my feelings & get back to my zen self?
Josephine x
I have a concern that is troubling me. I think my folks are showing favouritism towards my other warren members. Mouseypie (as sweet as she is) has recently started to get 2 special massive nugets everyday. They smell really nice so Boo & I want some. I've read the packet & they are for bunnies over five but Mousey is not even 7 yet & I turned 7 in April. Mommy & daddy say they are too expensive to give to all of us & yet they still find the money to send my Boo Boo to an exclusive health farm every few months
Can you advise me on how to manage my feelings & get back to my zen self?
Josephine x
loobers25
Warren Veteran
Dear Joey,Dear Maple-Syrupy-Wiseness,
I have a concern that is troubling me. I think my folks are showing favouritism towards my other warren members. Mouseypie (as sweet as she is) has recently started to get 2 special massive nugets everyday. They smell really nice so Boo & I want some. I've read the packet & they are for bunnies over five but Mousey is not even 7 yet & I turned 7 in April. Mommy & daddy say they are too expensive to give to all of us & yet they still find the money to send my Boo Boo to an exclusive health farm every few months
Can you advise me on how to manage my feelings & get back to my zen self?
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Josephine x
We are all aware that your hoomans are tight. We have all seen the drawers you are forced to sleep on instead of ikea beds. Unfortunately we cannot change hooman behaviour, only manage it.
When other warren members are receiving something that you are not, make a point to stand out.
For example, that white sheet with the elephants on. Maybe give it a good up scuff up or a little pee on it. (Dr custards top tip - always maintain eye contact whilst doing a hooman wrong.)
You may have to repeat this a few times before a hooman notices the connection - especially after a few Gins.
Dr Custard
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Scrappy's Little Helper
Mama Doe
Dear Dr Custard and Dr Mouseypie
I’m forced to live with a human with absolutely zero fashion sense. I’m currently trying out a new look which mainly involves sprouting wild tufts of fur. I like to call it “shaggy chic”. The human keeps brushing me down and ruining my carefully curated hair do. She’s stifling my creativity. How do I stop her being such a square?
Love and nose bumps
Fudgie xxx
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I’m forced to live with a human with absolutely zero fashion sense. I’m currently trying out a new look which mainly involves sprouting wild tufts of fur. I like to call it “shaggy chic”. The human keeps brushing me down and ruining my carefully curated hair do. She’s stifling my creativity. How do I stop her being such a square?
Love and nose bumps
Fudgie xxx
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joey&boo
Wise Old Thumper
Dear Dr Mouseypie and Dr Syrup Sponge Cakey Custard,
Sometimes I'm minding my own bussiness having a good old sploof and I catch Dennis Hoppington having a peak under my tail flap.
Why does he do this? What does this mean?
Toby
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This is an easy one Toby & may I say I am charmed by your naivety . He llllllllloves you & your devine smelling ass, he just wants to get as close as possible & who can blame him. I'll admit I'm often found with my hooter up Boo tail flap, she smells soooo good. I tried lying near Boo so she could smell mine but she didn't seem interested sadly
joey&boo
Wise Old Thumper
Tee hee. I like your advice although I'm a good boy & think it would be hard for me to follow. I'll get some tips from Boo - she's really good at that stuff
loobers25
Warren Veteran
Shame on them Fudgie, SHAME!
They are jelous of your fashion sense! Do not let them steal your scruffy sparkle. Wear your tufts with pride!
When you are feeling sad, look in the mirror and say. "I am strong. I am tufty. I am a strong independent tufty-fudge-pie"
Dr Custard
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Craig 1965
Warren Veteran
Dear Dr Custard and Dr Mouseypie,
I spend all my days grooming and licking and comforting my wife-bun. Lillian. I make sure she gets the first choice of all the food, she gets the nicest spot under the living room table, the warmest spot in our living area and she still shows no sign of affection towards me. I think there's another rabbit who has her affections but I can't be sure. I giver her 'her space' and we've never had an argument but she keeps sneaking off and I think there's someone else. What can I do to win Lillians affections?
I spend all my days grooming and licking and comforting my wife-bun. Lillian. I make sure she gets the first choice of all the food, she gets the nicest spot under the living room table, the warmest spot in our living area and she still shows no sign of affection towards me. I think there's another rabbit who has her affections but I can't be sure. I giver her 'her space' and we've never had an argument but she keeps sneaking off and I think there's someone else. What can I do to win Lillians affections?
joey&boo
Wise Old Thumper
Dear Dr Syrup Sponge Cakey Custard and Dr Mouseypie
Hooman was in the shower so I chewed a hole in her new blanket. It looks much better but hooman wasn’t happy and now I’m in bunny jail. Why is she not happy? It looks so much better
Love,
Angus (writing from bunny jail)
Hi Angus
Lovely to here from you. Unfortunately they are control freaks with no imagination. Do keep up with the artistry though - it is your home after all . Love Dr Mouse x
loobers25
Warren Veteran
Oh Angus, I am very saddened to see this.Dear Dr Syrup Sponge Cakey Custard and Dr Mouseypie
Hooman was in the shower so I chewed a hole in her new blanket. It looks much better but hooman wasn’t happy and now I’m in bunny jail. Why is she not happy? It looks so much better
Love,
Angus (writing from bunny jail)
Many great activists have faced jail time. With out bunnies like you, there would be no change. Imagine a world where wallpaper is always shredded, laminate is lifted and carpets are permanently frailed. This dream will one day become a reality. We salute you Angus!
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joey&boo
Wise Old Thumper
This is sage advice. Additionally you might like to shed a few tufts on to those tight things she wears so she appreciates how good the tufty look is. IME humans are vain & only really understand things they experience. Keep beautiful, Mousey x
Mervinius
Mama Doe
I am most annoyed with my hooman mummy. She keeps trying to "train" us to do tricks for nommy carrot or parsley root.
Archie, my partner in crime is surprisingly good at these tricks, so he gets the noms first!!!! Now as top bun this is just not acceptable at all. So I have just been grunting at him, even chased him and tried to show him who was boss.
The hooman didn't think this was fair, so took away the treats.... I am not a patient lady and I don't like Archie getting treats first.
Ps Mummy said my grunts sound like a pig oinking!!!
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Archie, my partner in crime is surprisingly good at these tricks, so he gets the noms first!!!! Now as top bun this is just not acceptable at all. So I have just been grunting at him, even chased him and tried to show him who was boss.
The hooman didn't think this was fair, so took away the treats.... I am not a patient lady and I don't like Archie getting treats first.
Ps Mummy said my grunts sound like a pig oinking!!!
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loobers25
Warren Veteran
I'm sorry to say Henry that Lillian could be straying. If I where you, I would start investigating right now. Firstly check for signs of wildies. They tend to get a bit...wild. Here are some things I would suggest you invest in.
Dr Custard
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loobers25
Warren Veteran
Grrrr when will these hoomans learn we are not here for their entertainment!I am most annoyed with my hooman mummy. She keeps trying to "train" us to do tricks for nommy carrot or parsley root.
Archie, my partner in crime is surprisingly good at these tricks, so he gets the noms first!!!! Now as top bun this is just not acceptable at all. So I have just been grunting at him, even chased him and tried to show him who was boss.
The hooman didn't think this was fair, so took away the treats.... I am not a patient lady and I don't like Archie getting treats first.
Ps Mummy said my grunts sound like a pig oinking!!!
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I feel like a little team work is needed here. I have a cunning plan!
Archie can distract with cute bunny eyes whilst Pip spots remote control. Pip then does huge binky onto a object they call the "remote control" and sends it flying into the air. Once It bad smashed into smithereens, hoomans will frantically flap and run around shouting things. Archie grabs the goods. Who wants a treat now hoomans?
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Mervinius
Mama Doe
Superb idea. I shall tell Archie the plan. He is very good at the "Cute" look and then I shall create destruction.....
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loobers25
Warren Veteran
nickybunny1
Mama Doe
:lol: loving this so much !!
