My roommate eats her poop in front of me if I say no.
My roommates like to spread their poo under the piano.
My roommates like to chew on the baby gate to my bedroom at 5am until I get up, then they'll go to their room & sleep once I'm up.
My roommate D chases my other roommate P around the house pulling P's hair out until D can steal P's bit of special food.
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