bunslave
Mama Doe
1. Notice bunny isn't right.. 11pm.. although perfectly normal an hour previous.
2. Consider vet trip although said rabbit has hoodwinked slave before like this at considerable cost and embarrassment.
3.Check tum and droppings then offer treat which is taken and another requested. :roll:
4. Retire to bed and set alarms for silly o' clock
5.Toss and turn and eventually get up to check bun half an hour later. Bun v. disapproving at being disturbed with a gobful of hay,
6. Retire to couch 'just in case' and sleep through alarms :shock:
7. Check bun and decide vet visit required. Make call and appointment made for hour and a half later. Journey will take 1 hour.:|
8. Dash upstairs to dress and wash and see to other buns/cavies etc and locate carrier.
9. Look for poorly bun and their partner who have mysteriously vanished since you picked up carrier 3 rooms and a staircase away :evil:
10. Locate poorly bun and put in carrier. Realise the door part is not there so push open carrier up to wall. Locate door.
11. Look for poorly bun as partner has released him from capture. Put bun in carrier and close door. Swill face and wrists with cold water to stop hot flush.
12. Try to locate wily bun partner. Bang head on table leg, use bad words and eventually corner said bun and put them in carrier. Promise self to remember to order new carrier (again)
13.Apologise out loud to other pets for disruption to routine and promise treats later. Use wet wipes on arm pits.
14. Load carrier in car, check for purse/wallet and set off trying to avoid roadworks, schools and traffic jams.Appointment in 45 mins. Notice slippers still on feet.
15. Vet visit over, trip home takes 20 mins. Remember things you had meant to ask. Ponder overdraft limit.:evil::evil:... Wonder if they noticed slippers
16. Home and meds given.Promise self to get bigger meds box. Try to catch up on chores
17.Dinner time. Poorly no longer bun nomming happily, wily partner having major sulk in cardboard box and refusing all foods. :roll: Food disappears when you're not in room.
18. 3 days later, wily bun decides to forgive and raids fridge at every opportunity.
2. Consider vet trip although said rabbit has hoodwinked slave before like this at considerable cost and embarrassment.
3.Check tum and droppings then offer treat which is taken and another requested. :roll:
4. Retire to bed and set alarms for silly o' clock
5.Toss and turn and eventually get up to check bun half an hour later. Bun v. disapproving at being disturbed with a gobful of hay,
6. Retire to couch 'just in case' and sleep through alarms :shock:
7. Check bun and decide vet visit required. Make call and appointment made for hour and a half later. Journey will take 1 hour.:|
8. Dash upstairs to dress and wash and see to other buns/cavies etc and locate carrier.
9. Look for poorly bun and their partner who have mysteriously vanished since you picked up carrier 3 rooms and a staircase away :evil:
10. Locate poorly bun and put in carrier. Realise the door part is not there so push open carrier up to wall. Locate door.
11. Look for poorly bun as partner has released him from capture. Put bun in carrier and close door. Swill face and wrists with cold water to stop hot flush.
12. Try to locate wily bun partner. Bang head on table leg, use bad words and eventually corner said bun and put them in carrier. Promise self to remember to order new carrier (again)
13.Apologise out loud to other pets for disruption to routine and promise treats later. Use wet wipes on arm pits.
14. Load carrier in car, check for purse/wallet and set off trying to avoid roadworks, schools and traffic jams.Appointment in 45 mins. Notice slippers still on feet.
15. Vet visit over, trip home takes 20 mins. Remember things you had meant to ask. Ponder overdraft limit.:evil::evil:... Wonder if they noticed slippers
16. Home and meds given.Promise self to get bigger meds box. Try to catch up on chores
17.Dinner time. Poorly no longer bun nomming happily, wily partner having major sulk in cardboard box and refusing all foods. :roll: Food disappears when you're not in room.
18. 3 days later, wily bun decides to forgive and raids fridge at every opportunity.