tashp90
Warren Veteran
Inspired by the various versions of dog/cat/toddler rules that go around facebook.
1. If I can reach it, I am entitled to take it.
2. If it's on the floor, it's mine to chew (regardless of how it got there)
3. If I want to use it as a toilet, I will.
4. If you don't feed me on time, you are agreeing that I may give you a gentle reminder (usually a nip to the ankle)
5. I am free to move toys, litter trays, blankets etc around as I see fit
6. If you're eating, I expect you to share
7. When you annoy me, I will thump, and expect treats to make up for it.
8. I will poo where I want, you'll have to deal with it.
9. No amount of food will ever be enough, I will constantly give you sad, hungry, begging eyes.
10. You are a slave. All hoomins are slaves. End of.
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1. If I can reach it, I am entitled to take it.
2. If it's on the floor, it's mine to chew (regardless of how it got there)
3. If I want to use it as a toilet, I will.
4. If you don't feed me on time, you are agreeing that I may give you a gentle reminder (usually a nip to the ankle)
5. I am free to move toys, litter trays, blankets etc around as I see fit
6. If you're eating, I expect you to share
7. When you annoy me, I will thump, and expect treats to make up for it.
8. I will poo where I want, you'll have to deal with it.
9. No amount of food will ever be enough, I will constantly give you sad, hungry, begging eyes.
10. You are a slave. All hoomins are slaves. End of.
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