Lady Logamorph
Mama Doe
Hi everywone, my name is Maggie I think I have had so many names i forgot
I was not in a vewwy nice hutch it was small and I was wiv my sister and for some weason a hooman put us in a box in a bin but luckily we escaped wiv our teef.
We were taken to a vet wiv our bruvver and anuver hooman tuck is home and put is in one of those uvver horrible small dark fing they call hutches. We started messing and playing and a hooman then took us back to the vets and said we were fiting and she only wanted my sister. We wernt fighting we were just playing.
My new home is much nicer apart from I had to have my bum washed and I didn't like it so I bited the lady and she screamed! Oooops. She did call me fat though and said I smelt bad so she shouldn't have said that it waz vewwy wude!
I miss my sister but my new hooman promished she is going to twy and get my sister so we can see each uvver again. My bruvver has gone to a hooman in a nice home so the hooman is not worried about him.
It is nice hear apart from having some stuff put on my bum to keep the flies away and I get to run in the garden all day to get some exercise and walk on somefing called grass...i was scared at first but now i like it all bouncy on my paws.
I only eat muesli my hooman says its not good for me but shes letting me eat it and somefing called nuggets as well she said I need to eat that as well. I've got some long green stalky things called hay as well and i'm nibbling that but it's weird.
here is a photo of me my hooman took she said i look very pwetty but i am a large lady...she's vewwy wude. I didn't want her to post a picture of my botty but she said I had too...sorry it's a bit pooey i can't clean it because my chin gets in the way. Anyway nice to meet all you hoomans
I was not in a vewwy nice hutch it was small and I was wiv my sister and for some weason a hooman put us in a box in a bin but luckily we escaped wiv our teef.
We were taken to a vet wiv our bruvver and anuver hooman tuck is home and put is in one of those uvver horrible small dark fing they call hutches. We started messing and playing and a hooman then took us back to the vets and said we were fiting and she only wanted my sister. We wernt fighting we were just playing.
My new home is much nicer apart from I had to have my bum washed and I didn't like it so I bited the lady and she screamed! Oooops. She did call me fat though and said I smelt bad so she shouldn't have said that it waz vewwy wude!
I miss my sister but my new hooman promished she is going to twy and get my sister so we can see each uvver again. My bruvver has gone to a hooman in a nice home so the hooman is not worried about him.
It is nice hear apart from having some stuff put on my bum to keep the flies away and I get to run in the garden all day to get some exercise and walk on somefing called grass...i was scared at first but now i like it all bouncy on my paws.
I only eat muesli my hooman says its not good for me but shes letting me eat it and somefing called nuggets as well she said I need to eat that as well. I've got some long green stalky things called hay as well and i'm nibbling that but it's weird.
here is a photo of me my hooman took she said i look very pwetty but i am a large lady...she's vewwy wude. I didn't want her to post a picture of my botty but she said I had too...sorry it's a bit pooey i can't clean it because my chin gets in the way. Anyway nice to meet all you hoomans