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If rabbits could text.....

SJH

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I'm not sure how many of you have seen this doing the rounds on FB but it got me thinking. What if rabbits could text.....

http://news.distractify.com/fun/animals-fun/texts-from-dog/?v=1


How about:

Rabbit: I'm hungry

Hoomin: would you like some spring greens? I'll buy you some whilst I'm out.

Rabbit: don't worry. I've found the Deeds to the house. Nom non nom......


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Mine would be

Rabbit : this soft cushion you gave me, it's a toilet, right?

Hoomin: no, it's a bed

Rabbit : well it tasted funny so I knew it wasn't food, so I used it as a toilet.
 
Mine would be

Rabbit : this soft cushion you gave me, it's a toilet, right?

Hoomin: no, it's a bed

Rabbit : well it tasted funny so I knew it wasn't food, so I used it as a toilet.

:lol:


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Rabbit: whats this sticking out of the side?

Human: the corner of the wall

Rabbit: it's nommy

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Rabbit: Hoomin...you know that pot of pretty flowers?
Hoomin: yes...!?!
Rabbit: they're for my afternoon snack? Yes?
Hoomin: no. They're to make the garden pretty.
Rabbit: Ummm...I think we need a chat...

:lol:
 
Rabbit: You left the bedroom door open..BEST DAY EVER!
Human: What have you done!?!?!?
Rabbit: Re-decorated. :D
Human: :(
 
Millie: You know how you don't really like the carpet in the front room...
Me: Yeh?
Millie: Well I've eaten half of it so you can get a new carpet now. You're welcome :)
 
Rabbit: you know how you've just spent ages tidying out my cage/hutch/room/shed?
Hoomin: Yes....?
Rabbit: well some rabbit (that wasn't me) may have thrown hay etc around when you'd gone.
 
Rabbit: I'm bored

Hoomin: here's a cardboard tube

Rabbit: THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!


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Bunny: hi mum where r u?

Me: Town why? Would yoy like something picking up? Greens? Willow ball? Maybe some herbs?

Bunny: Nah its allright thanks...too expensive...just pick me a spare enthernet wire up will ya? I pay u back when you get home in droppings :shock:
 
Rabbit. Where's my hay?

Slave. In your rack.

Rabbit. I don't like that one.

Slave. You loved it yesterday!

Rabbit. That was then. I want hay!

Slave. There's a different one in your litter tray with forage :)

Rabbit. Meh!! Don't like it.

Slave. Sigh. Ok I'll get another
 
Slipper: oi hoomin! Feed me!

Mummy: you just got fed.

Slipper: well I want more!

Mummy: you can't have more, it's not good for you.

Slipper *thump* I hate you! I'm going to bite your feet now!!


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Jacquetta: were you attached to your sofa mummy?

Mummy: why?

Jacquetta: I just claimed it!

Mummy: what?!

Lady Katherine: oh & you weren't attached to this snake were you?

Mummy: what sna- omg my phone charger!!!!

Lady Katherine: hehe *binky*

Mummy: what am I going to do with you two?!


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Blueberry: oi! You not feeding me fast enough! I'll serve myself!

Mummy: Just one seco- aaaagh!

Blueberry: what? It's only a 3ft drop! Iz a springy bunneh!


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Tia: I don't like hay
Me: Yes you do
Tia: no, I don't, I'm not eating ever again
Me: better take you to vet then
Tia: no way girlfriend, i'll eats the blimming hay but do not expect me to s*** in the litter tray
 
Tia: I don't like hay
Me: Yes you do
Tia: no, I don't, I'm not eating ever again
Me: better take you to vet then
Tia: no way girlfriend, i'll eats the blimming hay but do not expect me to s*** in the litter tray

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Rupert: soz to bovver ya hoomin but you went to work and didn't feed us
me: yeh I did Rupert you both had a bowl of veg
Rupert: I don't remember that, I'm starving Im going to phone the rspca and tell them you're starving me, then when they come I'm gonna act neglected, I've started the moult
me: no you won't, you don't have thumbs to get the phone
Rupert: I've got the phone now dumb***
me: oh yeh
Rupert: yeh now whos the clever one? you coming home to feed me then
me: on way

:lol:
 
Me: ooh look I've spent all morning making your hutch nice and clean, aren't you pleased?

Levi: what is this digusting behaviour Mummeh?? I had this hutch just the ways I likes it and now you've moved it all and it's ALL WRONG....I must gets to works...

Next Morning:

Levi: Tah dah!! *smug bunny face*

Me: But you've destroyed it! Newspaper everywhere!!

Levi: No, I did some interior designings. Straw is MEANT to be dug out of the nest box and thrown down the ramp Silly Mummeh!! And newspaper looks so much prettier where you can see it, I've even artfully ripped it up...see! Much better than before when it was hidden unders all the straws!!

Me: *sigh* well you are the one who has to live in this mess for the next week so suit yourself.

Levi: *happy bunny* I gots it just the ways I likes it.
 
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