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Storm & Mallow: Our top toys for buns in Crispmess 2012

Liz1966

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Storm and Mallow have been evaluating the top 3 presents that are likely to be on every buns wish list this festive season. Here are the results.

Number 3, The Mobile Phone charger.
Mallow: we is always pleased to see da mobile phone charger thingy has been left by Santa for us. Chewy on da outside, wid a crunchy inside, it tastes great.
Storm: and when yous get to da crunchy middle bit you get da fizzy teefs feeling. Tis like champagne for da bunnehs.
Mallow: Tis also a great pressie cos when you has finished wid da one, da hoomin always goes out to da shops and gets a new one for you to nom on.
Storm: Da mobile phone charger thingy is like an everlasting pressie and we loves it.

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Number 2. The cardboard box
Storm: dis is a great pressie cos yous can do so muchs wid it, tis lyk a transformer toy for da buns.
Mallow: yous can rearrange da box by nomming it.
Storm: yous can nom it by, errr, nomming it
Mallow: yous can hyd from da hoomin in it or sits on tops of it and play king bun of da castle.
Storm: yous can uses it as a litter tray when your bonded friend is a sleepin in da real litter tray.
Mallow: and it costs nuffin if yous can get yours lazy hoomin to pick it up from da supermarket. All buns should be getting lots of da cardboard boxes dis Crispmess.

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1. The bag of hay
Mallow: dis is always tops of da list for da discerning bunnehs wid taste.
Storm: yous can never eats too muchs of da hay.
Mallow: it tastes good and it keeps yous nice and regular (as da hoomins say)
Storm: and bein ‘regular’ means no scary trips to da vets.
Mallow: and when yous has eaten da hay, da gift just keeps on givin cos in a short time da hay appears again in da form of da golden balls.
Storm: and da hoomin put da golden balls on da garden and den dere are lots and lots of pretty flowers.
Mallow: and den we noms da pretty flowers and dey taste good and den more golden balls appear.
Storm: a bag of hay – tis the gift that keeps on givin.

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