Following on from a thread in General chat about *****(etc) Christmas songs, I thought it was about time we had some RU alternative versions of Christmas carols.
Here are the RU 12 days of Christmas ...
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A bun who’d done a big wee.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Five golden poops,
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Six bags of spring greens,
Five golden poops,
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven cardboard castles,
Six bags of spring greens,
Five golden poops,
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight grapes a-growing,
Seven cardboard castles,
Six bags of spring greens,
Five golden poops,
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine apple branches,
Eight grapes a-growing,
Seven cardboard castles,
Six bags of spring greens,
Five golden poops,
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten heavy hay bales,
Nine apple branches,
Eight grapes a-growing,
Seven cardboard castles,
Six bags of spring greens,
Five golden poops,
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven willow balls,
Ten heavy hay bales,
Nine apple branches,
Eight grapes a-growing,
Seven cardboard castles,
Six bags of spring greens,
Five golden poops,
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve carrots for crunching,
Eleven willow balls,
Ten heavy hay bales,
Nine apple branches,
Eight grapes a-growing,
Seven cardboard castles,
Six bags of spring greens,
Five golden poops,
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
Here are the RU 12 days of Christmas ...
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A bun who’d done a big wee.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Five golden poops,
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Six bags of spring greens,
Five golden poops,
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven cardboard castles,
Six bags of spring greens,
Five golden poops,
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight grapes a-growing,
Seven cardboard castles,
Six bags of spring greens,
Five golden poops,
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine apple branches,
Eight grapes a-growing,
Seven cardboard castles,
Six bags of spring greens,
Five golden poops,
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten heavy hay bales,
Nine apple branches,
Eight grapes a-growing,
Seven cardboard castles,
Six bags of spring greens,
Five golden poops,
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven willow balls,
Ten heavy hay bales,
Nine apple branches,
Eight grapes a-growing,
Seven cardboard castles,
Six bags of spring greens,
Five golden poops,
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve carrots for crunching,
Eleven willow balls,
Ten heavy hay bales,
Nine apple branches,
Eight grapes a-growing,
Seven cardboard castles,
Six bags of spring greens,
Five golden poops,
Four fenugreek crunchies,
Three fresh herbs,
Two litter trays,
And a bun who’d done a big wee.
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