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The New Bunny House Rules 2012 with explanation of 'Privileges' Issued by the Mama

parsnipbun

Wise Old Thumper
Rule One: Upper Bedroom Privileges only to be granted on production of a sick note , accompanied by a certificate in litter training from the Papa - both to be presented to the Mama (with evidence of a used litter tray) at time of application. Exceptions to the litter training certificate made only for sick notes from the VET. [NOTE nibblers of wires etc will be allowed upper bedroom privileges as there are no wires and the bed is cast iron]

Rule Two: Front Sitting Room Privileges to be granted to buns who have ADVANCED litter training certificates ONLY. these are ONLY issued by the Mama and include additional training in soft furnishing accident avoidance strategies and recognition of antique carpeting. [NOTE nibblers of wires are allowed access to the Front Sitting Room but nibblers of furniture/carpets are NOT - no allowances will be made]. Priority to this area is given to Dental Buns and Comfrey would like to add that the area is currently Full and no new applications can be made at present.

Rule Three: Living Room and Conservatory Privileges are currently under re-consideration. At present buns with lapsed certificates in litter training have been allowed to continue their conservatory privileges. A re-training schedule is currently being proposed and final details to be issued by the Papa [who will be in charge of implementation]. The current rules on additional soft furnishing training for extending access to the living room from the conservatory will be maintained. Any bun needed additional training should apply to the Mama, training will include BEHIND the sofa pee avoidance - which will be a compulsory course for PEACHES!.
Note: Nibblers are allowed in the Conservatory but NOT the living room.
NB: IMPORTANT : ALL access to conservatory and rear living room is of course controlled by PARSLEY who implements his own stringent codes in addition to those implemented by the Mama and Papa.


Rule Four: Patio Privileges: These are entirely overseen by PARSLEY and the Mama and Papa have nothing to do with the mysterious rules pertaining to this area.

Rule Five: Office/Studio privileges: Access to this area is on application to the Mama and fluctuates over time depending on pressure of numbers of buns with sick notes. Individual applications to be made and circumstances will be considered favourably with preference given to buns who need indoor status but have failed their Certificate in Litter Training and Nibbling.

Rule Six: Bonding: The Papa is in charge of all bonding and what he says goes. Applications for changes of group/partner must be made through the Papa and taking '`Direct Action' is not allowed. NB Direct action against PeaPod or Parsley or one of the 'Babies' [they may be small but they are very nippy], is extremely inadvisable:will almost undoubtedly result in a trip to the VET!!!

LAWN PRIVILEGES: The Mama and the Papa would like to emphasise AGAIN that Lawn privileges are to be SHARED. Any attempts by individuals to requisition the lawn areas to themselves to the detriment of other buns free enjoyment of the same will result in a days hutch/run confinement [and most probably a trip to the VET].
Parsley would like to add that between the hours of c7.30-8.30 the Lawn is HIS as he needs to do his morning run patrols of all buns and runs with the Papa. No other Buns are allowed on the lawn at this time [see above]

ADDITIONAL TEMPORARY RULE: Due to circumstances beyond the Mama and Papas control there is currently a new female bunny who has not yet had her zip fitted living with PIPPIN. ANY BUNNY found aiding and abetting Parsley or Peasgood Nonsuch [who are in full possession of their plums] in getting access to that bunny will BE GIVEN UP TO A RESCUE!!!!!

The above Rules to be implemented as of 27 DEC 2011.

PS Anybun found nibbling these rules will be confined to HAY for a week!!!
 
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Loving it. :lol: I have recently acquired a furry bedroom companion, and am struggling to adjust to the need for tidy habits - ANYTHING left lying around that Spenser thinks even might be tasty is nibbled. The exception to this is almost all of the hay I rather expensively purchased a few weeks ago. :roll:
 
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