Umm yeah... Ozzie here (black n white Dutch-boy... you can call me Sir!) Happy Sundee!
I kinda like this new life I got me, she done nicked me in a mop bucket (the indignity) a coupla months back. I been stuck a long time in this stoopid damp "utch" bedsit thingy, well-borin'. I didn't see nobody, no hay, jus borin muesli rubbish evry 2 days, drinkies was green & slimy & kept runnin out see. Can't get the staff can yer. :roll:
I always knew I should be King of summat an now I found me kingdom (Fron-Troom). She's not properly trained yet but I'm being paishunt. I at least pretend I cant get out of me pen cos she likes to believe that. Duh!
Theres a funny thing wot lives ere. Its mahoosive, like black n brown wiv massive teeth an goes "woof" I dunno wot it is but bein so big it's gotta be another domestic servant? I just jump on it sometimes to investigate.
I got 2 places for a wee, "Lit-terr" an' "So-furr" I LUV doin a wee on So-furr, she don't like me goin on no more- sez she's gettin me a pressie so I won't wanna do it no more. Wot on earth's a "New-turd?
Anyhowz, me bedding tip is, when you feel a bit bored with yer toys an munchy hay and yer 2 softy blankies to flop on, well theres anuvva thing that's nice to sleep on. Behind Ozworld (that's me pen) is a fing calld "Ray-dee-ate-hurr. It gets warm sumtimes & she moves me pen outa the way, but at nite it's right there an there's nice sleepy bed stuff on it. I got a fing called "freshly washed posh-blak top". Its easy- y'just pull it thru the bars of pen, squash it up a bit, put hay & a bit of poo on it an it makes a lovely bed.
Tune in for more bunny tips cos it's gonna take her a bit to outsmart me! :thumb:
luv Ozzie
I kinda like this new life I got me, she done nicked me in a mop bucket (the indignity) a coupla months back. I been stuck a long time in this stoopid damp "utch" bedsit thingy, well-borin'. I didn't see nobody, no hay, jus borin muesli rubbish evry 2 days, drinkies was green & slimy & kept runnin out see. Can't get the staff can yer. :roll:
I always knew I should be King of summat an now I found me kingdom (Fron-Troom). She's not properly trained yet but I'm being paishunt. I at least pretend I cant get out of me pen cos she likes to believe that. Duh!
Theres a funny thing wot lives ere. Its mahoosive, like black n brown wiv massive teeth an goes "woof" I dunno wot it is but bein so big it's gotta be another domestic servant? I just jump on it sometimes to investigate.
I got 2 places for a wee, "Lit-terr" an' "So-furr" I LUV doin a wee on So-furr, she don't like me goin on no more- sez she's gettin me a pressie so I won't wanna do it no more. Wot on earth's a "New-turd?
Anyhowz, me bedding tip is, when you feel a bit bored with yer toys an munchy hay and yer 2 softy blankies to flop on, well theres anuvva thing that's nice to sleep on. Behind Ozworld (that's me pen) is a fing calld "Ray-dee-ate-hurr. It gets warm sumtimes & she moves me pen outa the way, but at nite it's right there an there's nice sleepy bed stuff on it. I got a fing called "freshly washed posh-blak top". Its easy- y'just pull it thru the bars of pen, squash it up a bit, put hay & a bit of poo on it an it makes a lovely bed.
Tune in for more bunny tips cos it's gonna take her a bit to outsmart me! :thumb:
luv Ozzie