GrahamL
Wise Old Thumper
I overheard a conversation occuring by the water bowl this morning, post B&G stuffing their faces with last nights hay.
Ginger: Biccy, what's Christmas for?
Biscuit: Well my Dear Ginger, apparently, many many moonsies ago, there was a bun, a bun who somehow ended up red and white, i personalys fink he fell in carrot juice and tried to clean himself wif paints....his name was Santy Paws.
Ginger: okie Is there noms?
Biscuit: Oh yes! It's a feast of noms! There are more noms than you've ever seeded before!!! Mountains of noms!
Ginger: yey!!! I like the nomsies!
Biscuit: There's also presents, gifts, fings santy paws brings.
Ginger: Do i get any?
Biscuit: well hunnybunny, it depends if you've been a good doe this year. Do you think you have?
Ginger: YES YES YES!! I've been a good gurl! Pwomise!!
Biscuit: Then Santy Paws will bring you gifts, probably nommy ones. Is there anything you wanted?
Ginger: welllllllllllllllllll..............
*Ginger starts reeling off a list of things she wants*
Biscuit: Hmm, i'm not sure about all of those Gingey, but perhaps you will get some nice nommy fings.
Ginger: i'm happy with anything
Biscuit: We have to remember though Ginger, not everybun is as lucky as us. We's do hab a nice warm homes to libs in, we get noms, waters, and spaces to runs around and do the binkies.
Ginger: yespeas Biccy, i know other bunnies aren't so lucky I wish Daddy would bring them all here. We could have such a party, but Daddy says he can't affords (?!) more cos of all my medinoms and stuffs
Biscuit: Dats right - so we be fankful for anything and if we gets nuffin, then we be happy we have a home.
Ginger: yups! And we gots eachubber! *grooms Biscuits head*
Biscuit: *thinks to himself it must be Christmas for me to get groomed....*
Ginger: Daddy says Santy Paws only comes once a year? Whys that Biccy?
Biscuit: 'cos he's lazy i finks.
Ginger: oh... :? :roll: There's somefing else we're meant to do now, isn't there?
Biscuit: Oh yes, mees nearly forgots!
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EBERYBUN!!!
Ginger: Biccy, what's Christmas for?
Biscuit: Well my Dear Ginger, apparently, many many moonsies ago, there was a bun, a bun who somehow ended up red and white, i personalys fink he fell in carrot juice and tried to clean himself wif paints....his name was Santy Paws.
Ginger: okie Is there noms?
Biscuit: Oh yes! It's a feast of noms! There are more noms than you've ever seeded before!!! Mountains of noms!
Ginger: yey!!! I like the nomsies!
Biscuit: There's also presents, gifts, fings santy paws brings.
Ginger: Do i get any?
Biscuit: well hunnybunny, it depends if you've been a good doe this year. Do you think you have?
Ginger: YES YES YES!! I've been a good gurl! Pwomise!!
Biscuit: Then Santy Paws will bring you gifts, probably nommy ones. Is there anything you wanted?
Ginger: welllllllllllllllllll..............
*Ginger starts reeling off a list of things she wants*
- A pink bunkini like Daisy has for when we go on holidays to Aunty Helens soon
- A pink hoodie from the pooter thing Daddy uses
- A carrot
- ....and does Santy Paws give new body bits? I need some noo kidneys daddy says, so i fink i need them to fix me?
Biscuit: Hmm, i'm not sure about all of those Gingey, but perhaps you will get some nice nommy fings.
Ginger: i'm happy with anything
Biscuit: We have to remember though Ginger, not everybun is as lucky as us. We's do hab a nice warm homes to libs in, we get noms, waters, and spaces to runs around and do the binkies.
Ginger: yespeas Biccy, i know other bunnies aren't so lucky I wish Daddy would bring them all here. We could have such a party, but Daddy says he can't affords (?!) more cos of all my medinoms and stuffs
Biscuit: Dats right - so we be fankful for anything and if we gets nuffin, then we be happy we have a home.
Ginger: yups! And we gots eachubber! *grooms Biscuits head*
Biscuit: *thinks to himself it must be Christmas for me to get groomed....*
Ginger: Daddy says Santy Paws only comes once a year? Whys that Biccy?
Biscuit: 'cos he's lazy i finks.
Ginger: oh... :? :roll: There's somefing else we're meant to do now, isn't there?
Biscuit: Oh yes, mees nearly forgots!
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EBERYBUN!!!
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