Sharik is unspayed due to no vet here competent enough to do it, so I might have to give her some slack because of that, but the list of destruction and bloopers is very long. She's quieter now though, as she approaches 3 years old
1. Internet cable - chewn to threads three times, the last time she had to scale an incredibly high fence, jump up a large commode AND detach the wire from above a wall-mounted mirror to get to it)
2. Armchair - one side ripped to threads
3. Wallpaper - 2 complete strips ripped clean of the wall, and every angled corner up to a height of 30 cm is ripped (the latter even with stacks of bags and other obstacles in front of them)
4. Phone Chargers - 2 chewn to threads
5. Bedlinen and mattresses - 2 sets of bedlinen and one mattress discarded due to extremely heavy soiling (I swear I only left the door open for 10 seconds the last time)
6. Doors - all doors have bitemarks in the bottom corner which is how she opens (and closes!) doors
Other great moments including jumping onto my pizza (3 times), launching herself into the toilet (once), hiding in my clothes drawer and getting locked in when I shut the drawer and only being found 45 minutes later by a petrified cleaning lady, and jumping into the bathtub while I was having a shower.
Finally, on a trip by foot back from the vet's I decided to open the pet carrier slightly so she could look out, and she immediately leaped vertically out of the carrier at some speed and gained quite a good height (the carrier has its opening on top), and in front of a young mother and her two even younger daughters, I caught the big ball of fluff with one hand while holding the carrier in the other, and kind of forced her back into her pet carrier and shut the zipper. Not sure what was the worst - the disapproving scowl of the mother or the near-crying expressions of the children....