KerinTravis
Mama Doe
"Nom Nom Nom, I love my hay - in fact, while you're looking at this, I've probably buried myself under a huge pile of hay in one of our big litter trays - but it means I can sit here and look all pretty, cute and photogenic posing for you all...."
"Hmmmmm, what she's not yet told you is where exactly this large pile of hay is :roll: .... darling Sav appears to have confused herself with a mountain goat... She claims to be helping mum as eating her hay there means we need cleaning out less allegedly!?- but really, she just loves her food and instead has been giving mum a heart attack with her antics!"
"You're just jealous Trav... maybe if you actually ate as much hay as me you wouldn't need so many vets visits for your teeth! :no: and as for confused with a mountain goat, I got up here just fine thank you! I don't know what you're all fretting about..... :? "
"We fret because my lovely lady, although you look oh so elegant and full of grace and poise whilst you're posing for pictures, we all know that once you hop and jump about, you've all the grace of bambi on ice! :shock: I know it's not your fault that you've not had as many years of being able to practise running and jumping like I have, and I am trying to teach you, but lets not get too carried away too soon! Why can't you come down here and share the rest of these apple sticks with me, they're a lot tastier than boring hay! I can have my Savannah Snuggles then...."
"Oh, OK if you insist, but I'm telling you that I'm fine up here, I might need you to set up one of your Travis shaped crash mats for when I jump down though - you know, in a similar way to when I leap off the sofa with apparently more vigour than is needed Mum had got everything out to clean us out, so I thought I'd just see if I could help..."
"Sigh.... full up and worn out now.... "
"Can I have my cuddles now?"....
"Hmmmmm, what she's not yet told you is where exactly this large pile of hay is :roll: .... darling Sav appears to have confused herself with a mountain goat... She claims to be helping mum as eating her hay there means we need cleaning out less allegedly!?- but really, she just loves her food and instead has been giving mum a heart attack with her antics!"
"You're just jealous Trav... maybe if you actually ate as much hay as me you wouldn't need so many vets visits for your teeth! :no: and as for confused with a mountain goat, I got up here just fine thank you! I don't know what you're all fretting about..... :? "
"We fret because my lovely lady, although you look oh so elegant and full of grace and poise whilst you're posing for pictures, we all know that once you hop and jump about, you've all the grace of bambi on ice! :shock: I know it's not your fault that you've not had as many years of being able to practise running and jumping like I have, and I am trying to teach you, but lets not get too carried away too soon! Why can't you come down here and share the rest of these apple sticks with me, they're a lot tastier than boring hay! I can have my Savannah Snuggles then...."
"Oh, OK if you insist, but I'm telling you that I'm fine up here, I might need you to set up one of your Travis shaped crash mats for when I jump down though - you know, in a similar way to when I leap off the sofa with apparently more vigour than is needed Mum had got everything out to clean us out, so I thought I'd just see if I could help..."
"Sigh.... full up and worn out now.... "
"Can I have my cuddles now?"....