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As a Hoomin owned by a bunny you must understand......

We will chew our hutches and sheds, regardless of how many willow sticks you give us, nothing tastes better than wood we are not meant to eat.
 
we will poop where we like, when we like and how we like regardless of how many poop trays we have :roll:
 
An internet cable, whilst not nommy, just has to be chewed because it's 'there'. It's the same with door frames. The part at bunny height needs to be gnawed to make it look just right.

We think the kitchen rug looks so much better with hay all over it. We get it just the way we like it and then you come along with that noisy very Anti-Bunny machine and our hay disappears - and we have to start digging it out of the litter tray all over again. We don't understand why you can't leave it the way it was. Hoomins are very weird creatures!!!
 
we will poop where we like, when we like and how we like regardless of how many poop trays we have :roll:

and a litter tray is not for pooping in anyway - it is for dragging into the middle of the floor, so we can poop in that corner without the litter tray getting in the way :)
 
If we pull your trouser leg and still dont get your attention, your skin will be the next thing we bite. Not because we are naughty, but because we must not be ignored.
 
and a litter tray is not for pooping in anyway - it is for dragging into the middle of the floor, so we can poop in that corner without the litter tray getting in the way :)

:lol::lol: You must have been speaking to Carlo :lol:
 
:lol:

When the fridge is open we will be there expecting tasty noms, if noms are not bought to us quick enough we will thump in annoyance and dig the litter out of the tray to speed you up
 
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We need to know what you are doing ALL the time, so if you are tidying or working, or looking at the Internet, we need to come and investigate. If you are allowed to tap your fingers on that keyboard thing, then why aren't we allowed to walk on it?
 
When you take us to the vets for jabs, you will NOT be our friend for a long time. Unless there's treats in the programme! Also, anyplace we are not allowed is now our most FAVOURITE place in the whole wide world!!!! :roll:
 
...that if you try and give me another jab in the scruff of my neck, i will bite your fingers again and try and scratch your face off.

...that you need to give more than 0.6ml of metacam. It tastes sooooo good!
 
when we iz sleepyyzz we mus NOT be woken up unless u have the nom noms bein a bun in dis ouse iz vewy vewy hard and tiringsss shh dont wakes the bunnehhhs
 
I will get ill the minute you make plans, because hoomin, you are not allowed to do anything if it doesnt involve treats and nose rubs.
 
...that we need our 5 a day....5 fenumgweek cwunchies that is :lol:

:roll:

....and some of us DONT LIKE celery

...and some of us want more dandelions

....and if you try to pick us up we will make it as hard as possible for you, and will pull out all the tricks we know to make you look foolish as you run around after us
 
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