xx-snowball-xx
Wise Old Thumper
dear sir snowball
i would like to take the opportunity to inform you that you are in lots and lots of trouble!
mummy shall be withholding all snuggles (for all of 5 minutes before that cute face wins me over) until you apologise!!!!
i did not appreciate the fact that you calmly walked into the hall, chose my favourite pair of shoes and peed in them. i also did not appreciate the fact that you then went on to nibble the buckle rendering them useless to me. it made me very sad!
they were my favourite pair in the whole world. indeed, every time i have worn that particular pair of shoes i have had many appreciative wolf-whistles from members of the opposite sex. it saddens me greatly that you have taken these shoes away from me.
since i am already writing this letter, i would also like to inform you that you are to immediately get out of cahoots with my son!!!
i do not like you being a team and causing mischief together, it is simply not cool.
take this morning for example. it was simply not acceptable for you to distract me with your cuteness, leaving ample opportunity for my son to sneak into the bathroom and fall down the toilet.
equally, it did not please me to find out that the 2 of you had sneaked into the kitchen early this afternoon and begun to raid the cupboards together. this behaviour must stop
i am sure that now that i have brought these matters to your attention, you will take swift action to remedy the matter
(either licks or headbutts will be accepted as an apology)
regards
mum
:lol:
i would like to take the opportunity to inform you that you are in lots and lots of trouble!
mummy shall be withholding all snuggles (for all of 5 minutes before that cute face wins me over) until you apologise!!!!
i did not appreciate the fact that you calmly walked into the hall, chose my favourite pair of shoes and peed in them. i also did not appreciate the fact that you then went on to nibble the buckle rendering them useless to me. it made me very sad!
they were my favourite pair in the whole world. indeed, every time i have worn that particular pair of shoes i have had many appreciative wolf-whistles from members of the opposite sex. it saddens me greatly that you have taken these shoes away from me.
since i am already writing this letter, i would also like to inform you that you are to immediately get out of cahoots with my son!!!
i do not like you being a team and causing mischief together, it is simply not cool.
take this morning for example. it was simply not acceptable for you to distract me with your cuteness, leaving ample opportunity for my son to sneak into the bathroom and fall down the toilet.
equally, it did not please me to find out that the 2 of you had sneaked into the kitchen early this afternoon and begun to raid the cupboards together. this behaviour must stop
i am sure that now that i have brought these matters to your attention, you will take swift action to remedy the matter
(either licks or headbutts will be accepted as an apology)
regards
mum
:lol: