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How to get through Summer
- Thread starter steph182
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steph182
Wise Old Thumper
Sure! Just so you know she rapes her perch for a good hour or two a day (and has sex noises and a sex face), she steals everything, she hates other animals, she bites, scratches, lays eggs and when she is egg laying she does gigantic projectile poops that are the size of her and STINK! She's also dead loud, you can hear her at the end of the street with all windows/doors closed!
When do you wanna collect her?
FudgeTort
Wise Old Thumper
Sure! Just so you know she rapes her perch for a good hour or two a day (and has sex noises and a sex face), she steals everything, she hates other animals, she bites, scratches, lays eggs and when she is egg laying she does gigantic projectile poops that are the size of her and STINK! She's also dead loud, you can hear her at the end of the street with all windows/doors closed!
When do you wanna collect her?
:shock::shock: Erm.......
:lol:
steph182
Wise Old Thumper
Yeah, no one tells you that when you get a bird!
Her sex face is shameful.
She's ruined toys with the projectile poop too
