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Boudicca
30-03-2011, 06:05 PM
So having made the journey home from work busting for the loo!! I tried to sneak in the door without the bunny stampede for dinner... no chance! So I held on for a few more agonising minutes feeding, cleaning and haying! At last got perched on my throne and I heard the rumble of D&D coming up the stairs but stop at the top of the landing outside the bathroom then *RIP...NOM...NOM*!!! Not content with stuffing dinner Daisy fancied a nice wallpaper dessert!! I leaned across and pulled open the door (still on throne) and said 'NO' but madam carried on ripping and nomming! I rolled up a square of loo roll and threw it and it bounced off her bum to no effect EXCEPT Dudley decided to try and eat it :shock: I had no choice, I leapt off the loo, trousers and all round ankles and crawled along to the top of the stairs to get the paper from Dudleys mouth at which point, someone knocked on my front door and was standing by the glass panel :shock: although it's patterned I could clearly see them!!! so scurried back to the loo on all fours :lol:! Meanwhile Daisy unfazed by anything is still tearing and nomming wallpaper :lol:!! I eventually sort myself out to emerge from the bathroom to find Daisy happily sideways binkying down the landing :lol:!!!

CinnamonAndNutmeg!
30-03-2011, 06:07 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
I dont quite know what to say to that...:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Kittykat23uk
30-03-2011, 06:12 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol: Hilarious!

BinkyBun
30-03-2011, 06:22 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

KarenM
31-03-2011, 07:01 AM
:lol::lol::lol::lol: I'm not sure I can beat that. :lol:

Blackberry & Co
31-03-2011, 08:43 AM
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Love it!!!

Boudicca
31-03-2011, 09:47 AM
Thank God the glass panel wasnt clear!! I would never have been able to leave my house again for the shame!!! As it is Im wondering if they saw a blur of pink bum scurrying back into the loo :lol::lol:

Debster
31-03-2011, 12:40 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Sorry, took a few minutes before I could pick myself up off the floor from laughing at that :D

My buns have an attraction to digging the carpet and shredding the spare toilet rolls in our downstairs toilet :roll: If I am "in situ" they will often scrabble at the door with their paws to push it open (it doesnt shut securely unless you lock it), barge in and run around my feet, squeezing behind the door to rip up the carpet in the corner. Cue me waving my arms around whilst still on toilet to shoo them out :lol: I have no privacy!

And yes, why is it that they love being told off and shouted at?! This happened this morning and Pickle did the biggest binkies as he ran off down the hall :lol:

paulinejoe
31-03-2011, 12:44 PM
hahahahaha!!!! Thats so hilarious, pair of little tinkers :lol::lol: Wonder who had the pleasure of seeing a pink bottom silhouette shuffling back to the loo? :shock::lol::lol:

susie bun
31-03-2011, 12:47 PM
Only just seen this ... if you could face the embarrassment you could get a bestseller about the things they put you through. Chuckles merrily at your thinking loo-roll amunition could put Daisy of her dessert. :lol::lol::lol:

KarenM
31-03-2011, 12:54 PM
Is anybody else slightly relieved that this isn't in Stories and Photos? :oops::lol::lol:

I was actually in the Colchester area knocking door to door last night (as you do :lol:). There was this one house with a pretty glass panel in the door; I could hear somebody shouting 'No, Daisy!', then I looked up and just saw a pink blob at the top of the stairs..... I'm not sure what it was. Any ideas?

Gemmapookie
31-03-2011, 12:57 PM
:lol:

Sorry, took a few minutes before I could pick myself up off the floor from laughing at that :D

My buns have an attraction to digging the carpet and shredding the spare toilet rolls in our downstairs toilet :roll: If I am "in situ" they will often scrabble at the door with their paws to push it open (it doesnt shut securely unless you lock it), barge in and run around my feet, squeezing behind the door to rip up the carpet in the corner. Cue me waving my arms around whilst still on toilet to shoo them out :lol: I have no privacy!

And yes, why is it that they love being told off and shouted at?! This happened this morning and Pickle did the biggest binkies as he ran off down the hall :lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
This is like Max, i never get to enjoy toilet time on my own anymore :roll: He's got into a habit of nipping my feet aswell while Im sitting there, then when I tell him off he grunts and binkies off :roll::lol:

Boudicca, that story is amazing! :lol: Daisy obviously found it hilarious aswell :lol::lol::lol:

Pie
31-03-2011, 01:00 PM
So having made the journey home from work busting for the loo!! I tried to sneak in the door without the bunny stampede for dinner... no chance! So I held on for a few more agonising minutes feeding, cleaning and haying! At last got perched on my throne and I heard the rumble of D&D coming up the stairs but stop at the top of the landing outside the bathroom then *RIP...NOM...NOM*!!! Not content with stuffing dinner Daisy fancied a nice wallpaper dessert!! I leaned across and pulled open the door (still on throne) and said 'NO' but madam carried on ripping and nomming! I rolled up a square of loo roll and threw it and it bounced off her bum to no effect EXCEPT Dudley decided to try and eat it :shock: I had no choice, I leapt off the loo, trousers and all round ankles and crawled along to the top of the stairs to get the paper from Dudleys mouth at which point, someone knocked on my front door and was standing by the glass panel :shock: although it's patterned I could clearly see them!!! so scurried back to the loo on all fours :lol:! Meanwhile Daisy unfazed by anything is still tearing and nomming wallpaper :lol:!! I eventually sort myself out to emerge from the bathroom to find Daisy happily sideways binkying down the landing :lol:!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Classy as ever B! ;)

I once ran down the stairs to get the door (citylink guy) and had Infacol all down my black t-shirt (Infacol looks like *ahem* semen) the look on the guys face was priceless, it didn't help the fact I had just been struggling with Pie and ran down the stairs so looked quite flustered.
I then heard Pie crashing about upstairs and just shouted "OH NO! MY RABBIT!!" I'm sure the guy thought I was some sort of odd dominatrix workinf form home! :roll: :lol:

elis-mum
31-03-2011, 01:00 PM
:lol::lol::lol:

my buns never bother me in the loo, but i ALWAYS have an audience of 2 dogs. in the morning they both stare quite intensely as they know i get dresses and go straight out to walk them.
other times they race up with you then sit in your pants while you are on the loo.. they know then they have your undivided attention. :oops:

susie bun
31-03-2011, 01:07 PM
Is anybody else slightly relieved that this isn't in Stories and Photos? :oops::lol::lol:

I was actually in the Colchester area knocking door to door last night (as you do :lol:). There was this one house with a pretty glass panel in the door; I could hear somebody shouting 'No, Daisy!', then I looked up and just saw a pink blob at the top of the stairs..... I'm not sure what it was. Any ideas?

:lol: Wicked, really WICKED! :no::lol:

Debster
31-03-2011, 01:11 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Classy as ever B! ;)

I once ran down the stairs to get the door (citylink guy) and had Infacol all down my black t-shirt (Infacol looks like *ahem* semen) the look on the guys face was priceless, it didn't help the fact I had just been struggling with Pie and ran down the stairs so looked quite flustered.
I then heard Pie crashing about upstairs and just shouted "OH NO! MY RABBIT!!" I'm sure the guy thought I was some sort of odd dominatrix workinf form home! :roll: :lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Ok, I just laughed so hard I nearly sprayed my laptop with tea!

KarenM
31-03-2011, 01:12 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Classy as ever B! ;)

I once ran down the stairs to get the door (citylink guy) and had Infacol all down my black t-shirt (Infacol looks like *ahem* semen) the look on the guys face was priceless, it didn't help the fact I had just been struggling with Pie and ran down the stairs so looked quite flustered.
I then heard Pie crashing about upstairs and just shouted "OH NO! MY RABBIT!!" I'm sure the guy thought I was some sort of odd dominatrix workinf form home! :roll: :lol:

:oops::oops::oops: :lol::lol::lol:

Gemmapookie
31-03-2011, 01:12 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Classy as ever B! ;)

I once ran down the stairs to get the door (citylink guy) and had Infacol all down my black t-shirt (Infacol looks like *ahem* semen) the look on the guys face was priceless, it didn't help the fact I had just been struggling with Pie and ran down the stairs so looked quite flustered.
I then heard Pie crashing about upstairs and just shouted "OH NO! MY RABBIT!!" I'm sure the guy thought I was some sort of odd dominatrix workinf form home! :roll: :lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
*wipes eyes*

KarenM
31-03-2011, 01:13 PM
:lol: Wicked, really WICKED! :no::lol:

I was only selling dusters; I'm going to find another job now, because I'm far too traumatised. ;) :lol::lol:

Boudicca
31-03-2011, 02:18 PM
Is anybody else slightly relieved that this isn't in Stories and Photos?

I was actually in the Colchester area knocking door to door last night (as you do :lol:). There was this one house with a pretty glass panel in the door; I could hear somebody shouting 'No, Daisy!', then I looked up and just saw a pink blob at the top of the stairs..... I'm not sure what it was. Any ideas?

I was only selling dusters; I'm going to find another job now, because I'm far too traumatised.

:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock: Nooooooooooo

Now if you'd have said a large pink blob I would be 100% certain :lol::lol:

Will you be having to go to counselling now?? I strongly suggest you dont go to AA 'Ar*es Anonymous'... Im clearly already a member :lol::lol:

(I presume it was somebody with another petition my village is at war with a local skip hire company!)

Susie I didnt want to throw anything but I was desperate, in fact I didnt want to frighten her so only used one square of scrunched up loo roll :lol: clearly it takes a lot more than that to register something landing on her big furrry bottom!

Debster, I clearly share you're frustration, the arm waving and the crys of 'no' get completely ignored and I know they are giggling like mad inside!!!!


I once ran down the stairs to get the door (citylink guy) and had Infacol all down my black t-shirt (Infacol looks like *ahem* semen) the look on the guys face was priceless, it didn't help the fact I had just been struggling with Pie and ran down the stairs so looked quite flustered.
I then heard Pie crashing about upstairs and just shouted "OH NO! MY RABBIT!!" I'm sure the guy thought I was some sort of odd dominatrix workinf form home! :roll: :lol:

MWAH-HA-HA-HA PMSL Ok you win, you win :lol::lol:

yvette
31-03-2011, 02:23 PM
Is anybody else slightly relieved that this isn't in Stories and Photos? :oops::lol::lol:

I was actually in the Colchester area knocking door to door last night (as you do :lol:). There was this one house with a pretty glass panel in the door; I could hear somebody shouting 'No, Daisy!', then I looked up and just saw a pink blob at the top of the stairs..... I'm not sure what it was. Any ideas?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Did you also all see the thread about um...paulinejoe i think...being pregnant and using megazorb!!!!!!!

Oh dear!!!!!RU is fab!!! Im dining out on the stories here!!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

susie bun
31-03-2011, 02:25 PM
I'm still giggling ... there is really plenty I could be doing to pass my afternoon ... but I'm still giggling. :lol: I have even learned how to giggle and drink tea at the same time. :D

Boudicca
31-03-2011, 02:33 PM
I'm still giggling ... there is really plenty I could be doing to pass my afternoon ... but I'm still giggling. :lol: I have even learned how to giggle and drink tea at the same time. :D

Im just a beginner but have learnt you dont start the giggle at the point that you sip :lol:!! Also do not take a big gulp of tea otherwise it reappears from your nose :lol:

Off to find the 'megazorb' thread :lol:

ripminnie
31-03-2011, 02:33 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Classy as ever B! ;)

I once ran down the stairs to get the door (citylink guy) and had Infacol all down my black t-shirt (Infacol looks like *ahem* semen) the look on the guys face was priceless, it didn't help the fact I had just been struggling with Pie and ran down the stairs so looked quite flustered.
I then heard Pie crashing about upstairs and just shouted "OH NO! MY RABBIT!!" I'm sure the guy thought I was some sort of odd dominatrix workinf form home! :roll: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

yvette
31-03-2011, 02:35 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Classy as ever B! ;)

I once ran down the stairs to get the door (citylink guy) and had Infacol all down my black t-shirt (Infacol looks like *ahem* semen) the look on the guys face was priceless, it didn't help the fact I had just been struggling with Pie and ran down the stairs so looked quite flustered.
I then heard Pie crashing about upstairs and just shouted "OH NO! MY RABBIT!!" I'm sure the guy thought I was some sort of odd dominatrix workinf form home! :roll: :lol:

I think Im still alive after that guffaw................:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lo l::lol:

tilly2484
31-03-2011, 02:39 PM
:lol::lol:

The buns don't bother me on the loo but the cats do!!

Molly normally hoovers around my feet but daisy will sit on my lap while i'm on the loo and want to sleep there! She also one time stole my erm (still in wrapper) tampon from me and ran out with it!!!!:lol::lol::oops:

Debster
31-03-2011, 04:08 PM
:lol::lol:

The buns don't bother me on the loo but the cats do!!

Molly normally hoovers around my feet but daisy will sit on my lap while i'm on the loo and want to sleep there! She also one time stole my erm (still in wrapper) tampon from me and ran out with it!!!!:lol::lol::oops:

:shock::shock::lol:

Oh dear! I think I would draw the line if the buns tried to sit on me whilst having a pee!:lol:

KarenM
31-03-2011, 04:13 PM
Will you be having to go to counselling now?? I strongly suggest you dont go to AA 'Ar*es Anonymous'... Im clearly already a member :lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol: I think I might just tell all on Jeremy Kyle instead - the trauma is bound to make my life go downhill..... :lol::lol:

purplebumble
31-03-2011, 07:34 PM
:shock::lol::lol::lol: omg this has made me smile on a down day...oh the imagery:lol::lol::lol:

my first house bun would hrow the upstairs bathroom door open and sit int he doorway...watching...used to freak visitors out....esp when she teamed up with my cat..they used to throw the door open...run round sniffing yer cheeks..an thems not the facial ones!! shed then pull down the loo roll faster than you could stop her and run off with a loo roll trailing behind her...andrex puppy style:lol:

as for cats...this is embarressing ....i suffer horrific bouts of ibs....and one such bout the cats walked into the bathroom to see why i was in there..like cats do...they were so appalled at the smell that they dug in their litter tray!!:oops:

another cat one...i was on the throne...the upstairs light was off and the hallway one had gone..pitch black except for the bathroom. so my cat salem...jumps up high..grabs hold of the light switch cord...and turns the light off and walks away:shock: i had to shout until nikki woke up and dragged herself to the landing switch. as shed turned the light on..salem came back and pulled the bathroom light on!

my 1st frenchie doe willow thought the cats were her siblings...so shed follow people to the loo with them....scary sight her head appearing round the corner!!

Boudicca
31-03-2011, 07:51 PM
:shock::lol::lol::lol: omg this has made me smile on a down day...oh the imagery:lol::lol::lol:

my first house bun would hrow the upstairs bathroom door open and sit int he doorway...watching...used to freak visitors out....esp when she teamed up with my cat..they used to throw the door open...run round sniffing yer cheeks..an thems not the facial ones!! shed then pull down the loo roll faster than you could stop her and run off with a loo roll trailing behind her...andrex puppy style:lol:

as for cats...this is embarressing ....i suffer horrific bouts of ibs....and one such bout the cats walked into the bathroom to see why i was in there..like cats do...they were so appalled at the smell that they dug in their litter tray!!:oops:

another cat one...i was on the throne...the upstairs light was off and the hallway one had gone..pitch black except for the bathroom. so my cat salem...jumps up high..grabs hold of the light switch cord...and turns the light off and walks away:shock: i had to shout until nikki woke up and dragged herself to the landing switch. as shed turned the light on..salem came back and pulled the bathroom light on!

my 1st frenchie doe willow thought the cats were her siblings...so shed follow people to the loo with them....scary sight her head appearing round the corner!!

:lol::lol::lol: I can just picture that look of distain on their faces :lol::lol: